Skip to main content

National Hold Short People Day

After October 21, which was throw short people day, October 22 you can hold anyone under 5’4 with no permission needed (Out of apology for the day before Oct 22)
Prepare to be held for it is National Hold Short People Day
by AyoooitsMay October 16, 2021
mugGet the National Hold Short People Day mug.

the book were making is too short.

the pages for your love story is too thin, too short, too fast to, and already finished.
i love you but the book were making is too short.
by anonymous April 20, 2022
mugGet the the book were making is too short. mug.

National Kick a short person day

Hey! Did you hear about National Kick a short person day? It is when you kick a short person!
by dan1eaa January 20, 2023
mugGet the National Kick a short person day mug.

long feathered short brimmed hat

One way that certain men can secretly identify with each other. Probably started in Texas or Oklahoma.
When I first moved away from home, I was relieved to welcomed by other men with long feathered short brimmed hats.
by Muslim Goat January 3, 2023
mugGet the long feathered short brimmed hat mug.

Short Term Meme-ory Loss

When you show your friend a meme for what you think is the first time, but they inform you that its actually third time in the last couple days and you wonder if you've got dementia.
You: Check out this spicy/dank meme my guy.
Friend: Breh this youve already shown me this.
You: must be the short term meme-ory loss acting up again.
by Adequately sticious February 2, 2019
mugGet the Short Term Meme-ory Loss mug.
A true fuckoff, the kind of person you wouldn't cross the street to shit on. pond scum, etc. used with prefix, 'you-'
similar to "sack of unwanted horse piss" and "long streak of piss"
by <*}}}}>< July 2, 2003
mugGet the spunk stain on the boxer shorts of society mug.

National fuck a short girl day

September 20th is The day in which you fuck a short girl you know
Dude 1: bro did you hear what today is

Dude 2: yeah it’s national fuck a short girl day
by Jwpricevhn2 September 20, 2021
mugGet the National fuck a short girl day mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email