Douche-noodle

A cross between a douchebag and a wet noodle

Look at that douche-noodle who cut us off ?? Now they’re driving in front of us like, a granny driving home from Sunday church.

by Kel82 January 13, 2018

Douche Can

The receptacle in which douche bags are thrown. Usually used when referring to somebody that has committed an unusually major douchey act.

When finding your car has had the mirror ripped off and no note, you may exclaim 'Dude, some douche can hit my car!'

by smooter March 6, 2009

Death by Douche

Powerful hydrojet force applied to the rectum and/or vagina causing massive internal trauma, organ dissection and generalized, over-inflative destriction.

It was awful; we was gettin' ready to race and just as he hit the jet ski throttle she done flipped off the back. The water jet went thru her legs and just 'bout split her in half; guts a blasted everywhare 'n her head damn near pop'd off.
Damn; death by douche.

by YAWA April 15, 2023

Pre-Douche

A Douchebag that hasn't gone through puberty yet.
"Pre" coming from Prepubescent.

"That squeaker over there with the Obey shirt on is a Pre-Douche."

by Bman24 March 31, 2015

musical douche

any person who typically writes overly complicated rhythms and parts that sound generally unappealing, with varying levels of success.

Mason Bates is a musical douche.

by Dwizzle69 February 19, 2015

douche bag

a man who spikes his hair, pops his collar, and pumps his fist while dancing

Bar tenders with ridiculous nicknames like "Jazz," for instance, who can be found after work hours lurking in corners at other late night bars, wearing dark colors and ordering shots of tequilla, can usually be examples of the phrase "douche bag."

by trouble128 February 3, 2010

Crab Douche

An enormous jerk or asshole.

Stop being such a crab douche

by Rictifyer January 2, 2011