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Window shopper 

someone who looks at the opposite race, without actually meeting them. This is usually in person, so pornography and jacking off doesn't count.
Man 1: Dude, I saw a hot girl yesterday, and couldn't stop staring at her nice ass!
Man 2: what's her name?

Man1: I didn't talk to her
Man 2: you window shopper
Window shopper by Fish_tacozzx September 30, 2012

Window-Licker 

A slang term for someone who is very slow or dim-witted.
First Guy: Dude, what's with Paul?

Second Guy: I'm pretty sure he rode the short bus and was a window-licker.

First Guy: Well that explains the helmet.

stained glass window

What happens after you accidently misfire and blow a load on the closest glass window
I busted and turned it into a stained glass window.
stained glass window by maybenot September 4, 2003

stained glass window

Slang for a girl who recently lost her virginity.
Jack: Holly used to seem so innocent and pure.
Himmler: She's nothing but a stained glass window now.
stained glass window by Cletus September 14, 2003

puppy in the window 

A very exciting and intelectually stimulating sexual position involving man on woman, man on man, or even woman on woman with a strap on dildo; or really any combination of the above. Person 1 takes position leaning out of a window, as if to wave good by to a loved one or yell at the trash man, as person 2 takes up position directly behind person 1 (P1). P2 then forcefully inserts their penis and/or dildo into the rectum/ass of P1. To simplify the explaination, its exibition anal sex where the goal is to be seen by as many people as possible.
"Dude she totally wanted to do the puppy in the window so all the neighbors could see how we role; it was sweet...then her grandmother pulled ito the drive way!"

from the window to the wall 

Originally Used in the Song "Get Low" by Lil Jon and The Eastside Boys
Usually just refers to people pointing in two different directions while dancing to the song.
From the Windoooooow to the Wall,
Till the sweat drops down my balls BALLS!