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Chilly Billy with the Willy

When you piss into an unraveled condom and tie it off, put it in the freezer, and wait 4 to 6 hours. When you return, it should be frozen. then, you invite a sister or cousin over, drug her, and stick it inside her using baby oil as lubricant.
"Hey, my family reunion is his weekend, should I pull a Chilly Billy with the Willy?"
by brody48f September 15, 2018
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wet your willie

its where you suck your own genitals
that guy totally just wet his own willie

did you wet your willie?
by jemal jackson April 23, 2008
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Small Willied Man

A man who possesses a willy so small he takes his anger and jealousy out on everybody and thinks he has the biggest willy known to man. Generally gets disgusted anytime penises are mentioned in fear someone might ask him about his own.
Small-Willied Man- Man you are so bad at this game, I'm so much better than you fag, you're trash haha I'll fuck your mum

Big Willied Hero- You are the heredity ancestor of the small willied man, Penis Miniscullus.
by An actual Big Willed Lad June 9, 2018
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willy p00ns the n00bs

headshot heashot doublekill killsteak ultra kill godlike unstoppable most damage done by willy will 18 hits 18000 damage

2 hits/135dmg knife -- Terry Shaivo
by willy will April 8, 2005
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Willie Nelson

During the act of masturbation ejaculate in a gatorade bottle place a funnel in your anus and stand on your head as semen goes into your intestines then vomit the mixture up and use it for lubrication or as your next favorite salad dressing
Joe: Hey man im lookin for something real cheap for lube

Dylan: try a Willie Nelson Dude
by raging redneck 69 September 9, 2015
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audio wet willy

The eerie feeling you get from hearing someone's hi-def wet sloppy saliva in their mouth when they talk over the internet(like a youtube video).
by KatGunz August 23, 2011
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Slippery Willy 200

When a old man gets aroused and his dick turns to jelly
My grandpa shoved his Slippery Willy 200 up my ass
by Dirty joe43 February 23, 2021
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