Happy time

When one masturbates and gets very happy,

Aysha made happy time in da bathroom

by JMizzlle October 12, 2009

Worst Movies Of All Time

Any movie with that fuckin talentless "J-lo" bitch in it.

Uh, do you need one?

by Ninjalo November 30, 2003

ass time

Work time that one logs where one hopes to accomplish quite a bit of "work," but spends most of that time sitting in a chair.

I would like to go to lunch with you guys, but I'm really busy. I've been putting in a lot of ass time lately.

by Cap'n Tony September 25, 2005

man's time

A "Man's time" is time spent in a restroom of any kind while pooping. During such times, he is not to be disturbed by anyone, least of all a woman. Man's time is often accompanied by reading materials, including (but not limited to) pornography. Not to be confused with "Woman's time" which has something to do with the menstrual cycle.

"Dad? Are you jerking off to Barely Legal during your Man's time? I just had my first period and I need to use the can."

by duke5572 October 3, 2005

Lambda Time

When bros. are going to some event, chances are they are running behind. This is called lambda time. In most cases, the bros can arrive anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour of when the actual thing started.

noun.

"What time is the meeting at?"
"It starts at 9."
"Oh shit, it's 9:10."
"We're running on Lambda time."
"Oh alright, so we got plenty of time to get there."

by LPhiE Happy Feet March 6, 2008

time ripper

Something that takes up a lot of your time that you did not intend to spend on that activity. An engrossing activity, especially on the Internet.

The Urban Dictionary is a real time ripper.

by Lude February 11, 2005

Time-Fuck

To picture a person/the people around you dressed and acting as though they were in a different place and era or point in time.

I'm time-fucking Brittney and her friends as peasants in the 1500's right now and I don't think I've ever wanted to see someone working a field so bad.

by Ringnecpheasant January 2, 2012