Sarum Academy

a secondary school in bemerton heath which is full of strict af teachers but they can be nice to you at times, the head of the school is mrs moore and she does not tolerate any shit from pupils. the school itself is basically the new Ohio to be fair as most of the people that attend the school are chavs and they think that they are hard the school always win a boccia tournament every year because they are the fucking goats of boccia and they also have this place called the hub which is full of speccy twats
by big fat tubby December 28, 2022
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Hopewell Academy

A literal circus. The math teacher and the receptionist are basically the only sane ones. It is infested with antivaxer teachers, a history teacher who uses Wikipedia and WatchMojo Top 10 videos as educational resources, and a fucking clown for the head of school who made the few members of administration with the authority to keep shit together quit their jobs.
“My history teacher just told us that trains didn’t exist in the nineteenth century.”

“What fucking school do you go to??”

“Hopewell Academy.”
by cursed.jpg November 26, 2019
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Mahopac Academy

The Mahopac Academy is a program for Satanists and Retards who are not able learn via the Standard Education system. The Mahopac School District likes to claim it is a normal program with normal kids and classes when really its just a cheap backup plan to scape Delinquents and Botards past the school system and have them pass. Not risking the buildings being shot up or an angry retard rip someone's chest cavity open.
"Oh man those fucking crazy satanists and Botards in the Mahopac Academy"
by Mahopachellhole April 16, 2020
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A small school where teachers and students are way too close
At The Midland Academy of Advanced and creative studies, teachers and students exchange cell numbers.
by Noneya Bizz October 12, 2011
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Patrick Henry Academy

the school where everyone thinks moneys over everything , never cares about other peoples feelings and has a lot of horny assholes. lots of kissing and fucking behind bleachers, in trucks , and in woods at PHA !
does patrick henry academy think moneys over everything?

yes that’s also where the little whores fuck and her pregnant
by justvibin1232 March 23, 2022
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Any a cappella ensemble that prioritizes its principal cantor's true range over those silly flats and sharps on the arrangement staves. ("Angie Quinn" was the love interest in Paul Petersen's 1962 hit record "She Can't Find Her Keys")
Here we go again, no accompanist and a cantor-or-else who doesn't sight-read: Make way for The Angie Quinn Academy of Pitch Precision!
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bolts hockey academy

Just a bolts hockey academy day
by Keagan stubbard November 09, 2020
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