That dude who think's he's so smooth and is committed to getting girls and will often share this traits
1. Uses the word swag
2. Sags Pants
3. Tries to get the girls.
1. Uses the word swag
2. Sags Pants
3. Tries to get the girls.
by MaDawgTT February 17, 2015
Get the Douche Bag mug.When tech support takes so long wearing you out fixing a problem (or explaining how they are fixing a problem bc they live to talk to another human besides their homegrown robot sex doll) to the point you would literally rather have balls on your face instead.
"Ginger, I am really sorry I haven't sent over that TPS report- the Help Desk has been working on my computer for an hour now. I'm really getting I.T-bagged"
by shoffnee October 14, 2014
Get the I.T-bagged mug.West of Scotland slang meaning someone (usually a woman) who just lies still during sex, making no effort whatsoever.
She was a looker and I thought I'd be in for a good time but she just lay there like a bag of mince.
by Putins Lady September 16, 2006
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Get the Brick Bag mug.Douche bags are smug, smarmy assholes, who are too pussy to physically be assholes.
Douche bags may pretend to be oblivious to their surroundings, and will respond with a shit eating grin and a phony apology if their wrongdoings are exposed.
Douche bags may pretend to be oblivious to their surroundings, and will respond with a shit eating grin and a phony apology if their wrongdoings are exposed.
"I don't like assholes, but douche bags are the worst."
"Jared may seem like a 'nice guy', but we all know that he is a douche bag."
Cool people = assertive individuals
Assholes = aggressive individuals
Douche bags = passive-aggressive individuals
"Jared may seem like a 'nice guy', but we all know that he is a douche bag."
Cool people = assertive individuals
Assholes = aggressive individuals
Douche bags = passive-aggressive individuals
by capnbarfy October 13, 2011
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1. An object used for vaginal hygiene.
2. A person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities. Specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and irritating actions.
3. One who doesn't think before he speaks or acts.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. One who knows nothing about the subject in which they're talking.
6. One who believes so much in his own misguided convictions that he is oblivious to the fact that they are totally wrong.
7. One who feels the need to push his beliefs or opinions onto other people.
1. An object used for vaginal hygiene.
2. A person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities. Specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and irritating actions.
3. One who doesn't think before he speaks or acts.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. One who knows nothing about the subject in which they're talking.
6. One who believes so much in his own misguided convictions that he is oblivious to the fact that they are totally wrong.
7. One who feels the need to push his beliefs or opinions onto other people.
"Who invited this douche bag?"
"I can't believe he said that! What a douche bag"
"Have you met the new guy in accounts? He is a real douche bag!"
"I can't believe he said that! What a douche bag"
"Have you met the new guy in accounts? He is a real douche bag!"
by k-bomber September 26, 2012
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