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Krusty Hoe

A Krusty hoe is someone who is flakey and promiscuous
and a slightly retarded son of a bitch. Krusty Hoes are bunches of slutty air heads who try too hard
Damn that Krusty Hoe !
by Aggie from the Riff September 9, 2009
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Hoe tangent

When a girl or boy goes on a streak of pulling multiple different people after a breakup with their previous partner.
Girl 1: "Oh she has been busy this weekend with all of those guys!"
Girl 2: "Yes, that's because she is on her Hoe tangent
by xXThe_Word_MasterXx69 February 10, 2020
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Hoe Disease

Hoe disease is when a person has multiple friends of the gender/genders they are attracted to. The brain will pick one of the friends and decided with no warning to develop a crush for them. Depending on the case some people might tell the person other won’t. Almost everyone has experienced this. This is completely normal and nothing to be ashamed of.
Me: I like you
Them: why?
Me: I’ve caught a case of hoe disease
Them: cool
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tea hoe

A young Chinese lady in Beijing or Shanghai that tries to lure single foreign men into a tea house/bar where they will be charged exuberant prices for drinks. A tea hoe might also drug your drink and steal your money as you pass out.
Ni hao, how are you? Where are you from? Are you in Beijing for holidays?

Fuck off, tea hoe!!!
by nongfu September 15, 2010
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Skankass hoe

A chick who had sex like a week ago n never had a shower to wash the smell of cum off her vag.....
That skankass hoe fucked a guy last week and stinks like his cum cause she won’t shower the disgusting whore.
by Hey bitch what’s up October 30, 2018
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Wholesome Hoe

A group of 5 woman who are extremely loyal to each other. Boys want to be with us, girls want to BE us. The group is strictly eye candy, you can look but you can't touch. Beware these woman are a TEASE only... (proceed with caution).
Damn, did you see the wholesome hoes were at that party last night?
by Diagnosed Wholesome Hoe January 22, 2023
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Guy Hoe

A guy hoe is someone who is rounded like a whale from the deep blue sea. They are like drag queens who suck cock. And like to watch the minions movie. Yet they still wear speedo thongs. NOT THE BAYANG!
by Poopoopotty December 2, 2020
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