Suicide Sunday

The profound frustration, hunger and loneliness experienced by non-Europeans when absolutely nothing is open in Europe every single Sunday.

Worst offending cities: Geneva, Munich

I am so hungry, no supermarkets are open, how is it Suicide Sunday again?

by GenevaLyf January 29, 2022

Evil suicide

This is when a evil person commits suicide because he or she did so many horrible heinous even rape crimes to babies non stop and they don’t want everything they did to people happen to them in prison. And can’t take what they dish out all their life. So they commit suicide before they get arrested and they will keep doing this evil shit thinking they won’t ever get arrested thinking they got everything covered bribes and blackmail etc. but occasionally a true hero arises to take them out. And this what happens when they realize they about to go to prison forever for their crimes.

Evil suicide is a must for them. I can always tell they about to do it. Scared of death of how they hurt people brutally and got off on it and scared to death of it happening to them non stop. To them it’s one person. But they did it too millions. And killed them to cover it up.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 19, 2022

Suicide Fuck

when you fuck someone and when you cum you kill yourself.
this is considered illegal but its so hot!!

"i really love it when people suicide fuck with me, its one of my kinks!!!

by jamalison January 9, 2022

Unfounded Suicide

A suicide that seems to particularly lack a point.

Your way to say to God "You can't give me a pay rise, I quit

"He was just promoted" "Yeah, It seemed like a bit of an unfounded suicide."

by Eddeezy September 28, 2009

Rectal suicide

When you knowingly eat overly spicy food knowing full well of the lava ass you will receive the next day.

I couldn’t help my self last night… I knew I was committing rectal suicide but that four horseman hot sauce blend is so good.

by Mungtongue February 6, 2022

suicide

a huge skill issue

those furries should suicide

by furrystabber May 10, 2023

Suicide Sosa

1. Cocain overdose (on purpose)
2. A full-time baller, multi billionaire, mass murderer, MC, God tier real nigga hailing from an East-African warrior Tribe known as the Huttu

I bet you can't think of anything cooler than Suicide Sosa

by Chad Amadeus Hugo April 18, 2018