bitch sniffer

a boy/man who is so addicted to the smell of girls/women that he would do anything for it

Tom: dude, why is Nick all over Tracey
Mike: don't know hees been like that all week
Tom: he likes the smell of girls, thats perverted you know
Mike: yeah what a bitch sniffer

by Downtown wtf January 2, 2009

poofle sniffer

a person who smells bicycle seats after spin class.

That guy at the gym is a total poofle sniffer, he totally smelled my bicycle seat,look at the face he just made!!

by fastalkerus September 16, 2010

Weiner sniffer

an awesome song... Sing to tune of that little kissing(K I S S I N G) song.

Weiner sniffers sitting in a tree
S N I F I N G
first comes sniffing
then comes sucking
then comes a big old...
FUCKING!

"hey! Have you heard that cool new song?"
"ya! You mean weiner sniffer?!"

by Benthecockmachine February 13, 2008

skiffers

Plural Noun. Extremely small testicles. Related to the nifkin.

Those tiny skiffers are a great match for your nifkin.

by gzill December 19, 2003

stiffing

the art of giving your lady something stiff, if you were to giver her stiff all night you would have been stiffing all night

bob stayed up all night stiffing his bitch

by greydeathmonkey July 23, 2004

Sniffer

The skilled act of sniffing ejaculate through the nasal opening, or nostril. Most conventionally via a funnel.

I blew it in her face, she snorted it in her nose. I tossed her a food stamp and jetted.

by DrMullet February 16, 2004

stiffy

A name given to a 1.44MB data disc to differentiate it from a 360MB "Floppy" data disc.

Not used outside South Africa to my knowledge.

To a secretary: Can you give me a stiffy?

by Derek Blount April 15, 2008