Fork and spoon operator

A large, omnivorous gastropod, typically indigenous to sector 7-G of the local nuclear power plant

"Homer Simpson sir, one of the fork and spoon operators from Sector 7-G"

"Well, he certainly has loose waggle!"

by technicallynotarson January 30, 2024

She brought a spoon...

to THE SUPER BOWL! YEAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon... to the super bowl.

by ඩී December 7, 2023

not in my spoon drawer

When someone doesn't have mental or physical resources for something.

Another variation of usage of The Spoon Theory by Christine Miserandino ( butyoudontlooksick.com/spoons.htm )

I am going to do the laundry and change the bed, but dusting and preparing dinner is definetely not in my spoon drawer tonight.

We are not talking about politics at this table. I don't have that in my spoon drawer.

by DavilMorn April 4, 2024

Going fishing with a spoon

CHOKIN' THE CHICKEN
MASTURBATING
JERKING THE GHERKIN

Did you hear about how he was caught going fishing with a spoon?

by Boar1 April 16, 2024

Dark Side Of The Spoon

To spoon with somebod calmly and without warning start fucking their ass aggresively while slightly choking them.
You could also play Pink Floyd's album "The Dark Side Of The Moon" to add to the experience

Im never sleeping with Alex again. This motherfucker hit me with the Dark Side Of The Spoon and dipped.

by Sgt. Pepper himself January 30, 2026

Eat yogurt with a spoon

A sentence that means that a bully will hit you in the guts

Hey Joey would you rather eat my shorts or eat yogurt with a spoon?

by Aloisinho February 18, 2026

Wheat straw spoon

The act of forcefully inserting anything painfully narrow into the urethra, or getting dicked in a way that feels like your piss hole is being industrially sanded. Often mentioned in the same breath as regret, tears, and internal screaming.

“Bro, she went full wheat straw spoon on me… I think my urethra is still drafting a breakup text.”

by LackOfHats February 24, 2026