Human Snailing

The act of using a blanked to curl into a ball, And ejaculating in order to move, leaving a trail of semen on the floor, like a snail.

Me and my friends tried Human Snailing for the first time.

by urethraworms September 1, 2024

Shitload of snails

Just like a flock of geese or a pack of wolves, the term “shitload” is used to define three or more snails.

Hey Paul, did you see that shitload of snails crossing the road?

by Gotcha126 April 21, 2018

Stepping on snails

1. Some one who likes to ignore

other's messages
2. Some one who loves to cause pain and suffering for others

She ignored my text so she must love stepping on snails

Joe like to hurt others he loves stepping on snails

by Riko the love spreading March 24, 2023

Talking about snails

When somebody says something that doesn't make sense/is illogical, they are talking about snails.

"You think the Earth is flat? You're talking about snails"

by snailtime September 29, 2023

sailor teacher

A person with such a foul mouth or persona that he/she could teach a bunch of sailors a thing or two.

"John is such a sailor teacher! Did you hear that dead baby joke he just told?"

"Lindsey may have been around a few times, but she's no sailor teacher"

by bizzle.jb May 22, 2007

Sail the porch

To spend long periods of time on one's front porch. Usually involves music, conversation and some form of inebriates. May also involve food, especially food produced from a grill.

I'm just planning to sail the porch tonight, you can come hang, too.

by tehamahreha February 28, 2009

sailmail

Swiftly delivered mail

The sailmail arrived in next to no time.

by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008