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torn sneaker 

ragged looking, ugly, like a 1992 air jordan hit with a lawn mower :Nearly always used in reference to a womans face
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"body by penthouse, face by torn sneaker.."

"the cashier turned around and she was straight SNEAKER!!"
torn sneaker by mike_ahxard September 11, 2007

Alabama sneaky bust 

When you take your sisters vibrator and sneakily bust a fat nut on it and wait till she's pregnant to tell her you're the father
My sister is pregnant right now because i pulled a alabama sneaky bust last night and she still doesn't know

Paid Sneaky Link 

A phrase girls use to substitute prostitution. A paid sneaky link is being paid to have sex with someone. The phrase is used to have a less harsh tone than prostitution.
John: Woah where did you get all that money
Marta: Oh I had a paid sneaky link
John: Wait you mean prosti.....

pop a sneak 

An expression used interchangeably with sneak a peak. Especially in reference to trying to see through or around a woman's clothing.
Girl: Hey are you trying to pop a sneak?
Guy: No I just walk slow on stairs.
pop a sneak by Givemeyourfish November 6, 2011

2 cheek sneak 

When you have to go number 2 really bad
I’m doing the 2 cheek sneak to the bathroom
2 cheek sneak by Joeg24293 July 26, 2018

Quarterback Sneak 

Sexual position in which a male hides a dildo in the covers approximately the same size as his penis. After foreplay and some missionary sex, the male convinces his female partner to indulge in doggy style sex. At the speed of light, he quickly pulls his dick out of her pussy and replaces it with the dildo. Without her knowing, he surprises his partner with a full contact anal thrust.
"She didn't know what was cumming until I used the quarterback sneak on her ass."