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Wam-slam

A Wack Ass Monotonous slampiece.
Wam-slams are a peculiar specimen that have no dopamine in their brains, scientists think this is because of addiction. Wam-slams are often found in recovery groups. A typical Wam-slam diet includes coffee, la croix, sushi, pho and tacos . Wam-slams are easily influenced and their mental capacity is severely diminished due to years of alcohol and drug abuse. Wam-slams have a wide range psycho-social issues..Always wear a condom with a Wam-slam, God only know's what std/sti they are actively carrying.

Wam-slams are often "WAMEN" see UD definition.

Wam-slam, thank you mam.
1: Bro did you see that fine ass Wam-Slam the other night.
2: That Wam-Slam totally BOOFs it!
by Wam-Slayer May 9, 2018
mugGet the Wam-slammug.

Dressed to slam

A woman or man who is dressed in manner to pick up and have sexual relations with another person or persons.
Kane: Did you see what Lucy is wearing tonight? She’s definitely looking for some action.

Nathan: She’s dressed to slam.
by Schlonga November 3, 2019
mugGet the Dressed to slammug.

Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy

A "Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name"is a kid who randomly tries to get a name but most "kool names" are occupied so they slam the head at the keyboard and get a name
Usually in roblox where their name looks like "gfggfffgfggfffgg" so I call them that
Me seeing a kid user called gfggfffgfggfffgg

Me:ah shit not those Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy man I hate this name
by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 5, 2019
mugGet the Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guymug.

Slam Dunk

When you get wif a gurl and get to 3rd base on the first date.
"Hey man did you slam dunk Charlotte last night?"
"Yea man I fucked her right in the pussy"
by Zedopotomus March 12, 2016
mugGet the Slam Dunkmug.

Grand Slam

When you full send for a coveted 4 days in a row
Ready to for the long weekend?”
“Yeah, I’m going full send for a grand slam!”
by fullsend101 September 27, 2018
mugGet the Grand Slammug.

gland slam

The act of a male ejaculating down a females throat.
That bitch gagged from that gland slam.
by pbb73 April 15, 2015
mugGet the gland slammug.

Squid slam

When a man takes his enormous cock and swings it as hard as he can against the face of a helpless woman. Resulting in an unconscious, tooth missing, face bleeding, cum covered and demoralized woman. the term dated back to the early settlement days where pilgrims use to conduct this act on Native American woman in longhouses and wigwams. The first male to successfully conduct a "SQUID SLAM" was John smith. Walt Disney was trying to document this act in the movie Pocahontas but the scene was removed to to funding. It was later seen in a three second apperence in the movie SpaceJam and was performed my Micheal Jordan. He then retires a few years shortly after the release of the film.
Dude! Last night I asked my girl if she wanted to spice things up and she said of hell yeah you son of a bitch! .....so I squid slammed her as hard as I could! I then spent the next 9 hours in the ER. Good. The only good thing about it was when I was explaining the story to the nurse she was diggin the Squid Slam and asked if I could show her..... so I did while the old lady was still passed out.
by DE SOTO April 27, 2017
mugGet the Squid slammug.

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