Man queef

A high pitched fart that results from a man’s monumental efforts to tighten his anus during sex after a dinner that lead to extreme gas pains. The high pitch is the necessary differentiating factor from regular flatulence during sex. Like a female queef but in reverse, the female in this case is required to pretend it’s cute, regardless of smell. The high pitch demonstrates anus tightening warranting complete exoneration of the coutal male.

Oof. I let loose a man queef so bad that even she got grossed out. Good thing the pitch rendered it a queef.

by Daseinstruth October 16, 2020

Queef

When you pull out and the girl farts out of her vagina

Guy: *pulls out*
Girl: *frrrt* oops I queefed

by Desert ridge middle schooler October 29, 2018

Ass queef

when after gay anal, and your ass has air trapped in it and you decompress, you let out a queef like fart.

Bf1: babe did you just ass queef?

Bf2: yea babe, you stretched me that much.

by bingbang420 May 31, 2020

Scousers queef

Scousers queef

The scousers queef smell stayed in my clothing

by Tedbundy666 March 15, 2021

Queef

Air in the pussy from having. Vigorous sex causing a farting and slurping sound.

I was eating her pussy and she queefed

by Louis missouri March 12, 2021

Queef bag

Any bag of drugs a girl will queef for.

Him-What's the plan miss?
Her - You know the daily queef bag😚

by Your bud. April 13, 2019

the big queef

A large man who knows these streets

Who left the grill on? Sounds like something the big queef would do!

by Hbdeclan May 23, 2016