Pot Noodle

A man, a bum, a right little munter named Freddie Lawton

You pot noodle looking bastard

by TheBest456 November 25, 2019

out of date pot noodle

the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female

the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day

by mr shush July 27, 2010

pot model

Absolute double of someone

I can’t believe how much Bekki looks like Adele. She’s the absolute pot model of her!

by Skippee October 10, 2021

Felching Pot roast

When you lube up a cooking pans handle stick it in someone’s anal cavity then have sex. Once you ejaculate you defecate in the pan then you suck your cum out of the vagina with a straw

Me and Ann frank are about to have a felching pot roast tonight!

by MuntMaster86 March 21, 2024

Pot-o-goldz

One of the dankest rarest weeds of all the world. So rare its as if your smoking a unicorn.

Dude, did you smoke that pot-o-goldz?
Yeah dude, It was like smoking a unicorn

by Sociam December 2, 2009

Netty Pot

The sexual act forcefully ejaculating, that fluid goes through her sinuses and out her nose.

Got a cold? Let me replace your mucus with mine, While I Netty Pot you.

by Jonnpy December 28, 2024

weird pot pie

Includes at least 4 people with an equal male to female ratio. This is the act of having sex with carrots, peas, and potatoes inside of a pastry shell, using gravy as lube.

Did you hear about Noah? He got drunk last night and had a weird pot pie

by Misfortune77 September 5, 2017