by myahthebee December 21, 2006
by hellisbeingawake September 24, 2015
Charles: My word, William, it is absolutely sweltering today.
William: Indeed. Say old boy, why don't I stand on my head and bring the temperature down a couple of degrees with a cold air fart?
Charles: That's the ticket!
William: Indeed. Say old boy, why don't I stand on my head and bring the temperature down a couple of degrees with a cold air fart?
Charles: That's the ticket!
by Walter Henry VIII February 14, 2011
When you take a long piece of feces that you have made and freeze it, later shoving it up your partner's nose, then shoving it in your partner's vagina causing it to melt into diarrhea which is then soaked up with rice and put into the blender and made into a smoothie, then the partners throw the smoothie up in each others' anuses.
by WaffleOnAKite June 20, 2013
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When you had a continuous booty call and you stopped fucking that person for a while to get in someone elses pants, but then you call back (re-open) your booty call that has since gone cold to get some much needed action you been missin.
Jones: "Man I been havin some serious desert dick for a couple months now, Im dry, I gotta open up a cold case file."
Kieth: Yeah? which case you gonna open? not that whore you were slammin on the regular couple months back right? you know that bitch is a stage five clinger!
Kieth: Yeah? which case you gonna open? not that whore you were slammin on the regular couple months back right? you know that bitch is a stage five clinger!
by Drew Dubz May 17, 2008
When you dream pie a girl the night before and you wake up the next morning and eat her out and you taste your jizz.
by Gymiscool January 01, 2019