poop noodle

one who has impacted shit particles lodged in dick hole

after anal I found a corn blossom on my penis with an attached poop noodle

by whamwww3433wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww May 13, 2016

Noodle Reload

When you're eating Ramen but you ask for more noodles and you dont remember what the correct term is. More commonly called, Kaedama

"hey, do you guys to the whole noodle reload thingy?"
"you mean Kaedama?"
"that's the one!"

by rarararamen May 16, 2016

Noodle

A derogatory term for an asian person.

Sniles: What was she?
Indian Jay: She was a noodle still

by Pawpatrol June 3, 2016

discombobulated noodle

amazing, fantastic, the best person you will ever meet, super funny and kind but single ready to mingle

shut up you discombobulated noodle

by discombobulated noodle May 3, 2018

Let the noodle slide

To engage in sexual intercourse with a minimum of one penis involved.

“Hey bro, how’d your date go? Did she let the noodle slide?”

by Noodle slider May 4, 2018

lawn noodle

Wimpy little arms

Stop shaking your lawn noodles at me!

by XABmckean4 May 4, 2018

Pot noodle

When you fuck her so hard that it just pokes out of the pants

Her: oh my god Jimmy do you have the pot noodle

Him: No "nocks over glass of wine"
Her: Jimmy I think u have it
Him: Fuck I'm caught

by PU$$YCAT528 February 16, 2018