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crossler middle school

a too small school for 1000+ people such as: very tall vollyball girls w no ass but kinda cute, anime kids, white kids who say the n-word/ kids who think they’re black, e🅱️ic cool ppl that are actually nice, dudes who think champion is “drip”, hentai stickers, furries, the kids that walk by you and say “my friend likes you” or “my friend thinks you’re cute”, the nice innocent girls, kids who say “lets fight, ima fucking beat you TF up after school” then never shows up, the girls that don't know how to put makeup on but swear they look cute asf, pretty cute couples 10% of the time, kids that break up after a week, too many sixth graders that are really short for some reason, 6th graders that dress like hoes but at least they have confidence, kids who are lgbtq and proud (which is amazing ), the girls that are constantly changing their sexuality just so they can break up with a dude, kids that are always absent or skip, and also no one cares about the staff but 60% of the staff is nice.
by emmermelon June 19, 2020
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Gateway Middle School

One of the worst junior high schools in America. It is located in Monroeville, Pennsylvania. It’s food is sourced straight from the undercooked food trash can. The homework is unimaginable for most students, especially Algebra I students.
Omg there pink in my buffalo chicken sandwich, and I had an hour of homework. Why is Gateway Middle School so awful.
by TrashCanBiscuit October 20, 2019
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McClure Middle School

DOODOO. alright for Cobb county tho. eighth grade teachers are the best, food is pretty bad. advice for students coming here: don't fight in the lunchroom (too generic), don't pull fire alarms when there isn't a fire, bring your own lunch, don't sell bang energy drinks in the bathroom, don't do drugs, and get good grades

oh and also don't poop in the urinals
Shelby: Yo, you go to McClure Middle School?
Patricia: Yeah, wanna see a video of the fight that happened in the lunchroom?
by morningcupofjoe March 25, 2021
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Ascension Middle School

Ascension Middle and Elementary School is a school full of bullshit. BULLSHIT I TELL YOU! it costs 6 thousand dollars a year to go there, and you STILL have to pay for lunch while George Washington’s corpse (the gym teacher) rambles on about how she shared one ball with her 72 brothers and sisters. The teachers are homophobes and one divorced her husband because he was bisexual. They will see you with some black dyed hair and will lecture you until the stupid kid named fucking xyleigh will crack a rotten egg on your head and tear out a patch of your hair. The Ursuline sisters are shit. The last one we had was in 1987. Also the fact that for SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR, you still won’t be accommodated for being non religious. No Nancy Figglehorn the lunch lady, I don’t want to be in a church when I am Jewish. Just this year, they bought smartboards in place of all the perfectly fine whiteboards. The music teacher is annoying and one of them even locked a kid in a classroom for detention. they also would never give free lunch, even if a kid didn’t show up. It’s bad until you realize they were saving that kid. The spaghetti was crunchy on the outside, and WHO TOLD THEM CHEAP DEEP DISH WAS GOOD? it tastes, looks, and smells like a pile of shit. They didn’t even have effort to cook the mini waffles we sometimes got. The best thing they had was pizza sticks, just sticks with cheese inside. The janitors are the nicest people there.
Guy A: “My school really sucks. They make us eat oatmeal!”

Guy B: “Ascension Middle School is so much worse, they make us eat raw cranberries.”
by Ascension Is Homophobic July 28, 2022
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keyser middle school

it is hell on earth the school is poor the food sucks and water sucks but the teachers are not that bad and the old teachers like the 15 to 10 year old girls
by ljdhuifgbuisegiuk May 2, 2022
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Liberty Middle School

Liberty Middle School. A school for fake bitches and no hot boys. People put shit on the walls (yes literal poop) and there's a hole bunch of gay emo kids. Everyone's weird and Bloomy is sus.
Kid A: Yo you go to Liberty Middle School
Kid b: Yea
Kid A: HAHAHAH emo bitch
by yomammaisinmyroomrn October 13, 2021
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Bayshore Middle School

This school actually sucks. The girls are fake asf and and are annoying ass bitches, the guys are dickheads who think they’re better than everyone else, and the food is straight ass. The sports teams are shit, they dress code anyone who has big tits.
some 5th grader : i’m going to bayshore middle school next year!
some 8th grader: damn, i feel bad
by idk but i’m bored September 9, 2021
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