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Ur Mom Double Gay
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Jim : Hey Ur mom gay *breaks pencil*
Danny : That’s it I’m done with you *breaths in:
Jim : *starts to run*
Danny : UR MOM DOUBLE GAY!
Jim : *Passes out*
Danny : That’s it I’m done with you *breaths in:
Jim : *starts to run*
Danny : UR MOM DOUBLE GAY!
Jim : *Passes out*
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Tron's Mom
Coming from the Latin Tronos which means skanky and Momos which means finger-licking-good lady, the term "Tron's Mom" refers to a voluptuous woman of expert sexual experience. To most, a night with a "Tron's Mom" is a memory they want to forget but can only remember with sheer pleasure.
Take a look at that MILF! She is almost like a Tron's Mom; however, she is not a total slut, and she is not capable of handling multiple men and wild animals like Tron's Mom...If only that bitch were more like Tron's Mom! She is so fine...
Tron's Mom by Tron's Father May 9, 2009
Jeff's Mom's Titties
Jeff's Mom's Titties by jerkbag donny October 7, 2011
so how's your mom?
"Not that you have body lice, or possibly have AIDS, I don't care who you are, what you did, where you're from, as long as you love meeee!"
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"So how's your mom?"
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"So how's your mom?"
so how's your mom? by E.M.T. December 24, 2008
everybody and their mom
More than just everybody. Same as adding 1 to an infinite number. Noun, never plural, always singular.
everybody and their mom by megatron5150 April 4, 2005
Soccer Mom
Fat ass middle-age bitch whose whole life revolves around her children. Drives a mini-van or large SUV due to multiple children. Usually puts stickers on the back car window saying things such as, "Ashley #10 Soccer." Their day consists of:
-Wake up & pack lunches for kids (No sweets, pop, or anything unhealthy)
-Make sure the kids eat a nutritional breakfast
-Review the kids outfits
-Drive them to school
-Clean
-Pick them up from school
-Take ___ to soccer, ___ to ballet, and ___ to bible study.
-Pick all the kids up and get them all happy meals from McDonald's.
-Tells kids to start getting ready for bed, because it is already 7 PM
-Has very unpleasant sex with their apathetic husbands once kids are fast asleep
Commonly enjoys wearing knit sweaters with high water jeans. Usually have cheesy knick-knacks in their home, such as plates hung on the wall that say things like, "Hope" "Faith" "Believe" etc. Their children are extremely shielded from the real world, not being allowed to watch anything with bad language or sexual references. Can only watch PG-13 movies once they actually turn 13. Must be approved by the soccer mom first. Can't buy music, watch TV, hang out with friends, or anything without approval from their soccer mom first. They install V-Chips and/or parental controls on 3/4 of the TV channels. This leaves educational channels, which they usually end up blocking because of real life content. Ex. The History Channel, The Animal Planet. Usually pushes their hopes and dreams on their kids and forces them to follow them, which ends up failing epically. Their kids are so sheltered and forced to give up their individuality, which results in corruption. Their "perfect little angels" are usually hoes, sluts, bitches, potheads, drug users, drunks, or just all around bad kids behind their back. Heavy denial is involved at this point. Soccer moms are strictly christian, anything that doesn't have to do with it is the "devil's work." Soccer moms are constantly seen glaring at teenagers who curse or are "rowdy" in any sort of way. Tries to tell teens, who are complete strangers, what they can and can't do.
-Wake up & pack lunches for kids (No sweets, pop, or anything unhealthy)
-Make sure the kids eat a nutritional breakfast
-Review the kids outfits
-Drive them to school
-Clean
-Pick them up from school
-Take ___ to soccer, ___ to ballet, and ___ to bible study.
-Pick all the kids up and get them all happy meals from McDonald's.
-Tells kids to start getting ready for bed, because it is already 7 PM
-Has very unpleasant sex with their apathetic husbands once kids are fast asleep
Commonly enjoys wearing knit sweaters with high water jeans. Usually have cheesy knick-knacks in their home, such as plates hung on the wall that say things like, "Hope" "Faith" "Believe" etc. Their children are extremely shielded from the real world, not being allowed to watch anything with bad language or sexual references. Can only watch PG-13 movies once they actually turn 13. Must be approved by the soccer mom first. Can't buy music, watch TV, hang out with friends, or anything without approval from their soccer mom first. They install V-Chips and/or parental controls on 3/4 of the TV channels. This leaves educational channels, which they usually end up blocking because of real life content. Ex. The History Channel, The Animal Planet. Usually pushes their hopes and dreams on their kids and forces them to follow them, which ends up failing epically. Their kids are so sheltered and forced to give up their individuality, which results in corruption. Their "perfect little angels" are usually hoes, sluts, bitches, potheads, drug users, drunks, or just all around bad kids behind their back. Heavy denial is involved at this point. Soccer moms are strictly christian, anything that doesn't have to do with it is the "devil's work." Soccer moms are constantly seen glaring at teenagers who curse or are "rowdy" in any sort of way. Tries to tell teens, who are complete strangers, what they can and can't do.
Teen: *picks up an R rated movie*
Soccer mom: *death glare* That movie is full of gore, you aren't old enough to watch it. Put in back, NAO.
Teen: Fuck off fat-ass bitch.
Soccer mom: *goes to the store manager to complain*
Nothing happens because the store manager is fed up with frumpy fat ass soccer moms who complain every two fucking seconds.
Soccer mom: *death glare* That movie is full of gore, you aren't old enough to watch it. Put in back, NAO.
Teen: Fuck off fat-ass bitch.
Soccer mom: *goes to the store manager to complain*
Nothing happens because the store manager is fed up with frumpy fat ass soccer moms who complain every two fucking seconds.
Soccer Mom by Die Soccer Moms March 14, 2009