St. Mary's

A school in Canada were tons of hot girls ogo. It is an all-girls school, a guy's dream school.

My girlfriend goes to St. Mary's.

by l\/l@++y May 2, 2009

St. Mary's University

Pretty lame college on San Antonio's west side. It's a backup school for many Catholic school kids which has a tendency to overbook residence halls. If you get stuck in one of those over-booked halls, have no worry - If St. Mary's students don't commute, they leave for the weekend. St. Mary's weekend atmosphere is therefore very quiet (abandoned), and their lack of extracurriculars besides sports and Greek organizations makes it pretty boring. Their expensive meal plans allow you only to buy food from its one cafeteria, which has prices slightly cheaper than carnival food but with quality much worse. Make sure your parents either give you a box of necessities or tons of money, because buying things like shaving cream or soap is quite an investment. Also home to Oyster Bake, a Fiesta event which gets so crowded that many students cannot move through the campus, therefore causing a hindrance to learning or studying that would take place in the weeks before finals.

So long story short: If you want an average education with overpriced room and board on a ghost town campus, go to StMU.

"Why did I choose to come to St. Mary's University?"

by 70 Lemons June 8, 2009

St Mary's

St. Mary's College aka SMC aka Summer Camp for big kids. Commonly confused with Mount St. Mary's, but everyone knows we are so much cooler than them. We get to spend our lazy days skipping classes and hanging out down by the river. Pot is at the top of the food pyramid right next to alcohol. Regular attire is a polo, with the collar popped of course! Pleasant, Monks, the point and the Door are always fun spots to chill (watch out for the townies at the bars tho) If its your birthday you better stay clear of the pond. Once you come here you never want to leave. So pop your collar, grab a beer and head down to the docks!!!

common things you will hear screamed across campus....TOOL, GARBAGE, SHITSTACK, WEDGE!!

by smallz April 25, 2005

hairy mary

An incredibly hairy, potent strain of marijuana.

Damn that hairy mary got me mighty fuckered up. Pass the chips?

by Joey SxFx July 19, 2009

fisting Mary Sunshine

agressive positioning - expressing anger, frustration, irritability or playfull men acing

the online action of: *shakes fist*

Foiled yet again by teh Red Baron, snoopy was seen atop his sopwith camel (dog house), fisting mary sunshine.

by Casual_Reader September 17, 2008

Bloody Mary

When a girl is getting oral when all of the sudden, she menstruates in the one licking the pussys mouth. ewww!

Bob: Oh Yeah! I hope your enjoying this (slurp slurp)
Mary: Oh Shit! I think Im gonna -- errrrr
(splurt)
Bob: Fuck, you just gave me a bloody mary!

by samm...y May 24, 2006

ann mary

A very smart girl, however is quite stuck up about it. She usually has many cultures making her have a lot of experience in travel. She quirky but isn't always able to be trusted by friends

John- wow, ann Mary is smart. I should get her to do my home work?
David- yeah man do it me too

by Johnny112 November 3, 2015