close your legs

A phrase spoken when you smell any unpleasant odor (stump dump, lobster boat, dumpster at the shrimp plant, paper mill)within earshot of any female.

Used commonly on the coast of Maine as far back as the mid-1980s

(When walking down near the fish auction): "Jesus Christ, Tammy, close your legs, you skank!"

by Maine-uh July 22, 2006

Textless Leg Syndrome

Similiar to textless syndrome, but with a better pun. You think your cell phone is going off with a text from your crush, but it is just your nerves. Common when sitting on the couch, watching TV or twiddling your thumbs. Symptoms include sweating and restlessness.

There it was again. The feeling. John slowly reached down and grabbed the phone from his pocket... he glanced down at the phone... no text. The sixth time he had done that. It seemed as if Emily would never text him back. He had heard of this. His friends once had a mild case of Textless Leg Syndrome, or TLS, but this was the full-blown case. It was teenage hunting season.

by Texter 4000 January 12, 2009

eight legs up

Stoned to the point where your limbs and brain are no longer communicating. Inspired by the octopus emoji, which can be used to describe a stoned state. An octopus's limbs have their own nervous system independent of its brain.

Dude, I'm so baked I'm eight legs up!

by CuriousAlice September 14, 2015

three legged hyena

When a person in need of a lay has made several attempts at scoring with slumpbuster things being desperate and the onset of boom boom backup at hand, one digs deep into the ugly for a three legged hyena. This individual is, well, hideous and serves only one purpose, to release the pressure and help get back on track scoring.

Damn did you see _____ last night? That sure was a three legged hyena they went home with!

by BossSaxo July 27, 2017

inside leg measurement

In the context of a request for information, an uncomfortably personal or intrusive question.

What else do you want, my inside leg measurement?

by anotherpseudonymofnote March 17, 2014

Lebanese leg lock

When a woman locks her legs around her man to make sure he cums inside her

“She’s pregnant?”

“Yeah she did the Lebanese leg lock on her boyfriend.”

by Hollywood9789 November 14, 2022

Save Your Legs

Save Your Legs is an Australian feature film currently in production and due for general release in early 2013

Plot:
For Edward 'Teddy' Brown, it's not just the end of Summer; it's the end of an era.

In a desperate bid to wind back the clock and cling to his childhood dreams, Teddy leads his two best mates and their cowboy cricket club on an audacious tour of India, winning friends but losing matches all the way.

Save Your Legs! is a wild rickshaw ride from the suburbs to the Subcontinent, where stumps fly, friendships fray and mates learn that the biggest shots in life are played off the field.

Person A: Oi mate did you catch the new movie "Save Your Legs" last night?
Person B: Aw Yeah! Bloody hilarious mate

by paymejamie January 14, 2013