laptop pause

The laptop pause is when you are going to turn on your laptop in a public place and hesitate to remember whether you left anything embarrassing open last night.

I had to buy a second computer for work only so I wouldn't have to do the laptop pause.

by intended pun May 31, 2018

lapoi

Just one gangsterous mother fucker

me and my lapois are going to shoot up a rival gang

by GamingDmands March 2, 2018

Lapper

When someone is actually being a cu*tlapper, but you don't want to partake in the full word. Maybe a good friend, a co worker, your sister, ex, the person who just cut you off in traffic. Lapper can be used with the full disgusted contemptuous tone, or with humorous sarcastic wonderfulness. Synonyms include cuntlike, lapper like and douchelike.

Lapper (n.)

1 .A person, male or female, who has really pissed you off. And you're really thinking cu*tlapper, but don't want to go there.

2. A friend, roommate, or someone you love who is the object of your love and tomfoolery. Say you're driving and the person in front of you decides to not partake in their God and factory given directional and they slam on their brakes to turn right leaving you pretty much careening into the back of their car. At this point it is appropriate to scream "You fuc*ing LAPPPPPPPEERRR!!" May be used either with or without fu*k, but to capture the true essence of the word, we suggest all the words.

by Mk2018 July 11, 2018

laplusbelle

The most beautiful girl alive. She is drop dead gorgeous. Making noise is just a way for her to look for trouble and attract attention. She likes to insult and form for people. Those who don't know her says she is a pest but to those who are close to her, they treasure her like a pot of gold. She is very valuable. She might have this carefree character but deep down inside, she has gone through a lot of challenges and has a lot on her plate. Her smile is one in a million. She being happy makes everyone happy. ❤💖

She is laplusbelle.

Learn how to be laplusbelle
Aim to be laplusbelle

by Kelanin Lady July 19, 2018

Laptip

One of the things that happen when you misspell "Laptop"

Person 1: Two secs, it's on my laptip.

Person 2: Loll LAPtIP
Person 1 : Shut up I meant laptop.

by reason everyone drinks August 15, 2018

lapree

She is the most beautiful, most courageous girl you will meet. She will lighten your mood when you're down, or surprise you in New ways every day. She often brings herself down but she brings other people up. Lapree usually has a difficult life but it's well worth the reward that they often get. If she was able to be yours then you are one of the luckiest people in the world.

Dan: How are you and Lapree?
Mark: We're doing good, she's still as beautiful as the day I saw her.

by Shepard Lebron August 17, 2018

Lappy

The feeling of being content and happy with one's own presence and current conditions. It is a self-satisfaction state of being that could be viewed as loneliness. However, the individual does not feel lonely or isolated when surrounded by others, but in fact, prefers to be alone. An individual who describes themselves as lappy much enjoys in basking in their own presence rather than in others'. This is in no way a form of egotistical behavior or a narcissistic activity but rather a brief break from reality to find pleasure in one's own existence. It could be seen as rude to some and a sign of concern for others but that is not necessarily the case as the individual who is lappy is just enjoying some very much sought out alone time. As with any type of feeling, lappy can occur at any time or any place if the environmental conditions induce such a feeling or the individual tries to evoke and embrace the feeling itself. The feeling is very self-reflective and internally driven as it is a way for a person to be joyous with themselves.

Guy 1: Hey what's wrong with that dude over there?
Guy 2: Nothing
Guy 1: He's sitting by himself.
Guy 2: He like being alone, makes him happy. He calls it lappy or something.

by NamesAreHard August 31, 2018