Jonathan huff

Has a very small dić* limited to a Luh bit of stufff can’t do a lot with his small “Di**”

Jonathan huff is limited to a Luh bit of stuff

by Yoobroskiiiii October 5, 2020

jonathan mannering

Like if Linguini was an english major and was combined with a french Ron Weasley

I've got Jonathan Mannering this semester. Suffice to say that this will suck in most wonderful way

by The Blackrock Slicer October 16, 2020

jonathan borg

a iconic king

Person1: hey its jonathan borg
Person2: yea hes an icon

by LittleFalcon October 19, 2020

Jonathan

Nickname Wikipedia in 6th grade.

I sure hope Jonathan stops doing breathing exercises.

by anonymous November 20, 2020

Jomitt

Absolute kings. People who have evolved farther than the pathetic Splemix kind and have ascended beyond normal human boundaries.

"That guy is definitely a jomitt!"

by Inept Andy November 20, 2020

janitizerism

Janitizer, certified sexveducator and coach, states, if a sexual partner .or one in consideration cannot assert their sexual lust and thirst for nipple orgasm by carressing, pinching and rubbing an errect penis between her breasts in a thrusting motion. and in addition to an impromptive slapping of the nipples with the mushroom head of a fully errect male cock....WINNING

Hey, i seen this guy limping down the street, and i could tell he was a victim of a janitizerism, because his severed manjunck was sitting on an alter dedicated to feminazies and wild cock terrorists who work for the little bus dicklickers

by DanTheImpailer December 26, 2020

janitizered

Its Like ..Hey ive been at this petting zoo after hours before moment....or your at 31 flavors but you know youve had 32 flavors, but just cant place what movie theater it was...Its also when your favorite blow up doll starts talking shit to you cause your blowing her wrong....Its that feeling after a rusty epilady is thrown into your manscaping and catches your balls too.....All in all....If its horrific, hedonistic, a splash of bdsm, or unbearably disfunctional....youve been janitizered...and heres your sign..

Did you see that dildo stuck in that mans ear, an epilady hanging from his nuts, and that blow up bitch doll up his ass....hes been janitizered...hard...by dan the impaler...

by DanTheImpailer January 2, 2021