Paul Jones

The biggest known man made disaster ever! The miners in Chernobyl knew the event as a Paul Jones!

That’s worse than a disaster mate that’s a Paul jones!!!

by Truth teller 44 September 17, 2021

mallory jones

An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.

That mallory jones, gagged smelling the meat loaf again.

by smmatta September 22, 2021

Jimothy Jones

Your dad who is secretly gay and straight. They like boys who dress like girls chained up to walls naked. They also like masculine girls who smack their ass.

Man Jimothy Jones

by JimothyJones October 6, 2021

Mikayla Jones

She is on crackhead energy and she is probably light skin too, she has on glasses and she has a bestfriend group probably, she is very sweet, caring, loyal, kind of sassy, and hits your back until the end

Dee: Mikayla Jones is being a crackhead
Courtney: yea, typical Mikayla Jones

by Crispycrispyhotchicken October 10, 2021

Stuart Jones

A fucking legend

Stuart jones the unit he'll knock u out bruv

by fearlessmonkey8 October 13, 2021

Shawn Jones

Shawn jones are rare to come by, they should be bowed down to whenever seen, they are the good of being cool other than that, they are very sexy

Shawn jones is sexy.

by Anonymous Coat July 22, 2021

amber jones

a beautiful amazing singer. she has the voice of an angel. originating from her mothers vagina she was born with it and started practicing at the ripe old age of 1! she shall become famous, not only for her singing but for interest in lactation and its side effects to the body. we stan amber here. if you dont, move along. you dont deserve to hear her angelic, beautiful, incredible, outstanding, amazing, great, good, wow voice.

thor: omg did you see that singer, i think her names ‘amber jones’ she’s a new singer!! i think she will make it in this world.
wanda: yes i did!! i live for her cover of formula from euphoria!
luna lovegood: i haven’t heard her yet, i’ll search her up now!
sarah paulson: OMG I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE’s THE BEST EVER!! IM HER NO.1 FAN!!!!!!😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰💞💞🍼

by ab11_ July 23, 2021