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a Jones

When you tell your wife you’re going out for one drink and disappear until the next morning.
Yeah dude, pulled a jones last night. Told the wifey I’d be back after the game. Next thing you know, I’m answering her call the next morning asking why I’m not home.
by BobbyBH January 30, 2022
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Jones Tuttle

A man of mystery no one really knows what he’s planning but him he plays the long game and loves it he watches as he controls the others around him just to amuse himself and I’ll throw anyone under himself just to get what he wants your best chance is to just stay away he’s awful cruel dubious deceitful and any other synonym you can think of if you’ve already met him it’s too late.
Oh God it’s Jones Tuttle, just stay quiet, he can’t do anything if we don’t talk”
by Sandwich131313 November 21, 2021
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Sweet mother fucker Jones

Sweet version of motherfucker Jones iykyk HAHAHAH BITCHES
Woah look it’s Sweet motherfucker Jones so rare

Hahah jks he da best

Sweet mother fucker Jones
by Sweetmotherfuckerjones May 29, 2020
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frazer jones

Frazer jones is Hot dark hair caring and will do anything to protect his friends
Frazer jones: hey are you ok
Girl: no that guy is bullying me
Frazer jones: I'll go kick his ass
by Deane Sheffield November 30, 2018
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Breck Jones

an autastic dude who’s funny and retarted
dude 1: you’re like breck jones super retarted
dude 2: fuck you
by Slippery.frog November 6, 2019
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grim jones

Noun - Some sick unknown artist seldom found in the utmost depths of the underground.
Verb - To be so addicted (Jonesing) to something that it ends up in a grim (deadly) outcome more often than not.
"yo, bro - did you see grim jones' new project?"
"another one? that fool just dropped an album last month! that boi gotta step up his marketing game"
"give him a break fam, he's on a grim jones. he doesn't need another excuse to do a hot shot"
by pseudoscience denier May 6, 2024
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joned

basically when you smoke that og sticky purple like TheLonerJoner
hey man you are acting really silly rn are you joned?
sahh dude
by stickypurpenjoyer March 23, 2023
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