Being sexually assaulted by an inanimate object, such as a glass bottle, like Amber Heard accused Johnny Depp of doing during their trial.
I hear he got arrested after he Johnny Depped a drunk girl last night. Luckily he also has JD' lawyer so he should be able to thoroughly discredit her.
by Nihilistic May 18, 2023

by 4realsny November 15, 2018

this is the shit that comes out of someone's ass while a john glenn is happening, or because of a john glenn
by johnglenn69 June 26, 2017

by jackii13 June 20, 2024

other name: Anthony
age: 12
height: 141cm
8th member of bts
picks up egirls and eboys and anime girls and anime guys and vtubers
bald
age: 12
height: 141cm
8th member of bts
picks up egirls and eboys and anime girls and anime guys and vtubers
bald
by shady guy meth February 3, 2022

Aye bro, I was fucking some midget broad, and her car ran out of gas. Had to buy shorty a Johnny can!
by anonymous December 12, 2023
