Irish football

A non-viable, premature baby. Coined by Adam Carolla on his podcast(1/18/13).

Pat: Did you hear, Megan Shanahan had another miscarriage?

Connor: Aye, can't say I'm surprised.

Pat: Why's that?

Connor: She snaps Irish footballs every other month.

Pat: Yeah, ya really gotta stop knocking her up.

Connor: Aye, probably should stop coming home bleeding drunk and beating her within an inch of her life as well.

(drunken Irish laughter as they clink glasses)

by griffin_t_a October 16, 2016

Irish Cupcake

While a person is asleep fill their mouth with whip cream, after completing said task continuously insert your penis into the mouth.

"I gave my girlfriend an Irish Cupcake!"

by P. Do Phil E. October 25, 2011

Irish by Injection

A term used to describe a non-Irish woman, who engages in intercourse with an Irishman one or more times, thereby, becoming somewhat honorary Irish.

Is she Irish?
She is now - Irish by injection!

by T2R4S January 24, 2011

Irish Welcome

A penis in the butt.

You deserve the ol’ Irish Welcome.

by ProfessionalBoweller January 20, 2018

irish cock plower

The irish cock plower is when a woman chops off a mans penis and gets it surgically attached to her head and proceeds to ass fuck the male so hard that he starts shitting all over the female's face as he screams so loud that he bursts the female's eardrums causing blood to gush out of her head and leak into the male's asshole leaving the female to suck all the shit and blood out of the males asshole.

Me and Jessica are planning in doing a little bit af an irish cock plower this weekend.

by Blamethelag098 November 30, 2019

Irish

The native people of Ireland. They say they hate the British despite being the most Anglified country in the world.

The Irish are still apart of the UK

by Ras Barry April 14, 2019

Irish Peter

Slang term for erectile dysfunction

Man, I was going to tear it up but I got a case of the Irish peter. You know, when you go to stick it in, it goes to Dublin.

by 4th-axis April 30, 2009