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All-Purpose Idiot

An all-purpose idiot is someone who is downright stupid and has no idea what they are doing. The term originated from M*A*S*H
(The camp was to be inspected by General Macauthur so Frank was in charge of duty rosters)
Hawkeye: What do you mean no orderlies?
Trapper: They're all out manicuring the rocks, I couldn't even get an X-Ray on this guy.
Hawkeye: Are we running a hospital or a motel for visiting demi-gods?
Trapper: It's Frank Burns the all-purpose idiot.
All-Purpose Idiot by Mash4077 April 5, 2015
Related Words

go to idiot land

A phrase used to tell dumb people to go away.
Person A: Hai, boiii!
Person B: What do you want?
Person A: 2 hav ur warmth!
Person B: How about you go to idiot land instead?
Person A: Okey-Dokey!
go to idiot land by ChameleonDragon February 10, 2018

Am I an Idiot?

This is the most common question asked if your friend says you're an idiot, so what is the real answer?

Most likely, yes. Friends know you better, and are 99% of the time correct!
So stop crying, and find a better friend.
"Dude, you are a fucking idiot."
"Ow, ok..."
Ok, so now you are probably asking yourself that wuestion: Am I an Idiot? Here are the results.
*searches Am I an Idiot on the urban dictionary*
"Well ok, they said I need a new friend. Bye!

first ballot idiot 

The first person eligible to be an idiot. Not to be confused with First Ballot Hall of Famer.
Erin is a first ballot idiot.
first ballot idiot by Laxhead6 February 13, 2021

yo fuckin idiot 

yo fuckin idiot, this is my car.

National kiss an idiot day 

December 21st- the day to kiss the biggest idiot you know
it’s national kiss an idiot day, *mwah*