by crazyilluminati March 1, 2017
Get the MATH=Mental Abuse To Humanmug. by A waste of air March 15, 2021
Get the Reject humanity, return to monkemug. "God doesn't answer my prayers instantly, but I can answer my email instantly. Therefore, I must be superior." said Evan the retard.
"Oh, than you must believe in human centralism." said Danny.
"Oh, than you must believe in human centralism." said Danny.
by Dr. Rhorioe April 30, 2008
Get the human centralismmug. Dude, that AP Human Geography thot wants to know who's in my mouth. What clickbait. BEGONE THOT!!!!!!
by Korokoro Kitsune January 23, 2019
Get the AP Human Geographymug. When a man is lucky enough to bring to attractive* girls home, each take a position on either the male sexual organ while the other positions herself on the face, BOTH MUST FACE EACH OTHER (this must not be confused with the Human Bobsled)
*attractive or un attractive does not determind if this is a See Saw or not.
*attractive or un attractive does not determind if this is a See Saw or not.
by See to my Saw September 11, 2009
Get the Human See Sawmug. by Waluigi 2 July 13, 2020
Get the War crime against humanitymug. A pompous job title self-servingly contrived by human resource (HR) "professionals" to be applied to themselves, obviously intended to justify the existence and further expansion of the HR function within business organizations. A further objective of this ruse appears to be propagation of the illusion that the HR function possesses a holistic grasp of broader strategic issues facing the organization enabling it to contribute expanded economic value and thereby providing justification for elevated compensation demands for HR staff.
A look at online job advertisements will confirm that the use of this title is spreading faster than a California wildfire, giving credence to the notion that this scheme was recently cooked up in some HR industry association initiative as a way to rebrand HR "professionals" as being more than the administrative paper pushers they, in fact, are.
The absurdity of this inflated moniker is further appreciated when one considers that no other functions appear to have widely implemented similar titles in their functions. For example, one seldom sees job postings for bizarre titles such as "engineering business partner", "sales business partner", or "legal business partner".
A look at online job advertisements will confirm that the use of this title is spreading faster than a California wildfire, giving credence to the notion that this scheme was recently cooked up in some HR industry association initiative as a way to rebrand HR "professionals" as being more than the administrative paper pushers they, in fact, are.
The absurdity of this inflated moniker is further appreciated when one considers that no other functions appear to have widely implemented similar titles in their functions. For example, one seldom sees job postings for bizarre titles such as "engineering business partner", "sales business partner", or "legal business partner".
Castle: "Hey Russo, what's with that new idiotic title of yours I saw on LinkedIn? Human Resources Business Partner? You've got to be kidding me."
Russo: "Come on Frank, it's a title to reflect the greater value I bring to the business."
Castle: "Jesus, Billy, you and I both know you that you don't know a damn thing about business and that the only reason you’re in HR is because you flunked out of all the other departments."
Russo: "Come on Frank, it's a title to reflect the greater value I bring to the business."
Castle: "Jesus, Billy, you and I both know you that you don't know a damn thing about business and that the only reason you’re in HR is because you flunked out of all the other departments."
by Clark F. Kent March 21, 2019
Get the Human Resources Business Partnermug.