goober neck

Caillin mf Greer

Caillin is a goober neck bitch

by Goober neck December 10, 2023

goober schloober

Someone who is the ultimate wackiest person ever, levels of goofiness TOO HIGH!

It happens when a goober and a schloober combine- must be contained

Man, my girlfriend is such a goober schloober, i’m so scared right now

by Gary_mint_p-_- February 10, 2024

gooblesmackle

Complete and utter nonsense. Often having to do with misinformation about politics, conflicts, or other current events.

I go to NPR to get my news, which is, to put it lightly, far more reliable than the gooblesmackle known as Twitter.

by TertiarySyphilis1234 February 12, 2024

Gooblafoon

The female reproductive organ.

A vagina, pussy, vaj, box, ect,.

Genitals, as it relates to those whom are born as, identify as, or otherwise are the holder of 2 x chromosomes, or were meant to have two x chromosomes.
The counterpart to a gelfwag.

Brooke: Dude! Just shove it in my gooblafoon and start pounding away. It's really not that complicated.
Gregorny: Is it in your gooblafoon yet?
Brooke: No you idiot, that's me butthole!

by Lonthedevil February 12, 2024

Goobldee-guck

A green snot rocket that comes from the back of your throat acting as a projectile just before gagging you upon exit! 🤢

Do you have a cold or allergies? I’ve been coughing up some nasty, green goobldee-guck.

by HighPriestess February 14, 2024

Goobarning

a cool way to describing someones epik new hair dye

Goob- are - ning

Wow! Your hair dye is goobarning

by Axle Hates Zucchini February 19, 2024

Goober

1. Someone who foolishly waits around for a person of interest who “isn’t ready/isn’t looking for a relationship.”
2. Someone who keeps giving their S/O multiple chances hoping they’ll change when they never will.

1. “John keeps hanging out with that girl hoping one day she will want to be with him. What a Goober”
2. “You keep saying they are gonna change but they keep doing the same thing. Stop being a Goober and move on.”

by anonymous February 20, 2024