Festival bros

The dudes you only see once or twice a year at music festivals and feel like your best bros while you’re getting lit up together all weekend.

You: hey guys we are going over to Andrew and his friends camp.
Friend: who is that?
You: they’re from Ottawa and I see them every year at AIM festival, they’re my festival bros!

by slim_sheady July 14, 2019

Festitute

(n.) Person who 'dates' for the sole purpose of getting taken to shows or festivals.

Person A: "How is that girl at every festival and show, you know she's broke?"

Person B: "She's a festitute, she has always got some john on the hook paying her way."

by j.bane.792 December 10, 2019

festive slutting

a person who goes round begging for a shag during christmas time. hopping for some festive joy.

did you see that women last night, she was festive slutting.

by danielmartin2006 December 24, 2019

Fester

A person who has reached ultimate crustiness and disgustingness, a person who has lost all humanity to being gross

Person 1 :Yo did you see that girl eating a week old piece of dominos pizza

Person 2: ya she’s is like such a fester

by Rock ur world March 27, 2020

fester fucknuts

Someone who truly and utterly pisses you off to the point of homicidal rage

Look it's fester fucknuts

by derageosfear70 August 8, 2020

festhfb

a really nice person

super cool justlike festhfb

by anonymous October 27, 2020

Festering

It’s what lay cats consistently do.

Look at my lay cat!! He is festering!

by Laycats October 6, 2020