facebook friendship hijacking 

when a facebook friend goes thru your friend list and requests one of your friends to add them as a friend even though they do not know them.

My facebook friend told me my brother tried a facebook friendship hijacking by requesting them as a friend. He doesn't know her!

facebook friendship hijacking by pookaalp July 30, 2010

facebook crackhead 

1. A Facebook user who has to check his/her Facebook so much, it gets in the way of their personal life. 2. A Facebook user who uses their profile as a public journal for their minute by minute feelings/actions.

1. "Bob is such a Facebook crackhead! He got fired from the internet cafe for pissing in a cup and serving it to someone all because he wanted a funny status to put on Facebook!"

2. Joe got pissed that Sally keyed his car so being the Facebook crackhead he is, he went on Facebook and posted this on his profile for all to see: "I hope that bitch Sally f$%#ing rots in hell for what she did to my Corvette! Sally had fake boobs and a tattoo on her ass that says 'Stick two fingers in here'. She also puts out after 5 drinks."

facebook crackhead by 5h1ft634r2 November 26, 2010

facebook callout

when people call out sick (who really aren't). and post their fake symptoms on facebook to get sympathy.

Mary posted a facebook callout on Superbowl Sunday, but we all knew she wasn't sick

facebook callout by Mully19 January 24, 2011

Facebook Jacked 

When someone leaves their Facebook logged in and another person comes along and changes their profile picture to a JackFace from the TV series LOST, leaving them in utter humiliation.

Q- "Dude, why did your profile have that weird picture of Jack Shephard from LOST?"
A- "Oh, someone totally Facebook Jacked me."

Facebook Jacked by TRIVIAMASTERDAD February 19, 2011

facebook name 

The unintentional mispronunciation of someone's name because the name is only known via facebook.

The use of a facebook name will kill a conversation.

Person 1:'Hello Rallp-huh Lee-hons, we're friends on facebook.'

Person 2 : 'Actually, my name is pronounced Ralph Lyons, Rallp-huh Lee-hons is my facebook name.'

Person 1: 'Oh...'

Person 2: 'Feeling pretty stupid there, huh?'

Person 1: 'Yep...'

facebook name by muddafracker July 6, 2011

Facebook-ADD 

Someone who craves Facebook status attention.

Sam's got Facebook-ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder).
She's often starting her day with something like "Having a bad morning and it's only 8am" and nothing else hoping for a deluge of sycophantic friends to reply "Oh whats up hun?"

Facebook-ADD by ThePork July 25, 2011

facebook grave digger

One who comments/likes old ass stuff on Facebook, in turn causing other people to start to comment/like that same shit so now your newsfeed is littered with this bullshit nobody cares about because it came to the attention of everybody a long time ago.

)Caveman #43290

HOLY FUCK! just made the wheel
9127 BC * Like * Comment

Stegosaurus, Asexual organisms, Ben Franklin, Fred Flinstone, and 897 Others like this.

)Caveman #43543
*BROFIST*
9127 BC * Like

)Cavewoman #43396
mmm I like intelligent cavemen..
9127 BC * Like

)Father Time
jesus christ im so high right now
9127 BC * Like

)Woolly Mammoth
I'd still kill you little fucks if I weren't extinct
9127 BC * -b 1Person

)Loser McFailureton
Hey caveman! thanks for the innovations lol haha >.<
August 2, 2011 * Like

)Opra Winfrey
Shut The Fuck Up you facebook grave digger
August 2, 2011 * Like

facebook grave digger by camr0n401 August 3, 2011