by Hank Scorpio's Lair August 23, 2016
Get the Ear sensative mug.When you are wigging out (especially in the dead of night) and you listen to every... single... little... sound...
I spent hours thinking I heard cockroaches talking to each other, turns out I was just ear wigging! Lol
by MissWigginsPloomington August 5, 2016
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by the R3AL DEF July 23, 2016
Get the Swimmer's Ear mug.Starting a sentence or topic of sorts and either not finishing it or being overly cryptic. Similar to blue balling but relating to your sense of hearing rather than being cut off from a euphoric feeling in your genitals.
Guy 1: Yeah I know right? Like have you heard about the time when Marquese was out with Axel and they total...
Girl 1: HEY! It's time to go! We'll be late!
Guy 1: Okay! Ummm... I'll finish the story later dude...
Guy 2: Cmooooon! You legit loving blue earing me don't you!
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Guy 1: Okay! Ummm... I'll finish the story later dude...
Guy 2: Cmooooon! You legit loving blue earing me don't you!
by Tenchy January 29, 2018
Get the Blue Ear mug.Someone who sneaks behind and pokes someone in the ear so hard they leak banana nut pudding from all orifices.
Gary: That damn ear poker got me good!! I didn't have enough paper towels to clean up. It was pretty embarrassing.
Tom: dang man that so suck
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by PapaDroe February 7, 2018
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