Dylan Hester

The man. The myth. The child molester. Dylan hester is one of the many retarded children. Most known for Wit Kettle. This man is very autistic and can't even spell his name

Man 1"You heard if dylan hester the child molester"
Man 2"That Wit Kettle kid"
Man1"yeah. He's a bit autistic"

by Anonymous12121313 March 9, 2020

Dylan

The biggest loser in the world. has a small penis and doesn’t know how to get a girl a after you the doesn’t look like a horse.

Damn dude dylans new girl looks like a horse he really downgraded

by bigbenisboiiii March 9, 2020

Dylan

Always the problem in video games. He blames everyone that he is the problem when he is the problem.

Dylan is the problem in video games.

by NayNayYEET March 12, 2020

Dylan

Literal definition of annoying. They think so highly of themselves and the only thing that matters is their grades. They suck at flirting which is partly the reason that they don't have a girlfriend. They have no social life. Like literally NOTHING. They want to go to Harvard or Princeton and be the school's valedictorian. Big dreams for such a pathetic person.

Person 1: I heard that Dylan's trying to shoot his shot with Grace.
Person 2: That's pathetic.
Person 3: I know right, I wanna film his ass getting rejected.

Person 4: This is gonna go viral!

by an average girl March 16, 2020

Dylan

Rude and a butt

Ava is a Dylan

by 894ttrgfv November 9, 2020

Dylan

Dylan is a term used to tell people you hate them

Your such a Dylan!!!

by 894ttrgfv November 9, 2020

dylan tyler ates

The one person in the world i would die for. They are so kind and giving but can never see it themselves. They are amazing kissers and can use they’re words extremely well. They get flustered at flirty comments as they are usually the flirty one.

Person a: You know Dylan Tyler Ates, that’s the man I’m gonna marry one day.
Person b: I wish I could find my Dylan Tyler Ates

by Dylans_girlfriend November 15, 2020