by myahthebee December 24, 2006
Get the cold bunniemug. by hellisbeingawake November 8, 2015
Get the Cold Cosbymug. Charles: My word, William, it is absolutely sweltering today.
William: Indeed. Say old boy, why don't I stand on my head and bring the temperature down a couple of degrees with a cold air fart?
Charles: That's the ticket!
William: Indeed. Say old boy, why don't I stand on my head and bring the temperature down a couple of degrees with a cold air fart?
Charles: That's the ticket!
by Walter Henry VIII March 2, 2011
Get the Cold Air Fartmug. When you take a long piece of feces that you have made and freeze it, later shoving it up your partner's nose, then shoving it in your partner's vagina causing it to melt into diarrhea which is then soaked up with rice and put into the blender and made into a smoothie, then the partners throw the smoothie up in each others' anuses.
by WaffleOnAKite June 20, 2013
Get the Mississippi Cold Pocketmug. 
When you had a continuous booty call and you stopped fucking that person for a while to get in someone elses pants, but then you call back (re-open) your booty call that has since gone cold to get some much needed action you been missin.
Jones: "Man I been havin some serious desert dick for a couple months now, Im dry, I gotta open up a cold case file."
Kieth: Yeah? which case you gonna open? not that whore you were slammin on the regular couple months back right? you know that bitch is a stage five clinger!
Kieth: Yeah? which case you gonna open? not that whore you were slammin on the regular couple months back right? you know that bitch is a stage five clinger!
by Drew Dubz May 17, 2008
Get the cold case filemug. Hi - my name is Vlad
you might say that I am bad.
But really I’m quite nice
if you look into my eyes
Angry and calm
patient and eager
Maybe not an emperor but
a top notch leader
Just kidding - I’m the best.
I am the dj, I don’t dance
The beat is mine, the tune is mine.
I’m cool – I am ice
I roll the dice.
My heart is, COLD
my moves are, BOLD
never get, OLD
I save the – WORLD
Did you know? I save reporter from tiger attack
I drive Formula One car on the race track
I test long Bridge with truck, I fight jiu jitsu with one hand on my back.
I hit the puck, I make ice crack, I never pull back and never slack, I am cold like Jack
I love the Beatles, from london to ostankino tower
Strawberry fields, forever – forever in power
Ja Geroi,
If want this track live b**ch, I will play in Bol’shoi,
I love my haters, I keep them close when they strive,
From the bottom of my heart I wish they’re safe and alive.
Our plains are endless, our men are strong versuri.us
We have beautiful women and, i tell you, they’re never wrong
I… love my transformers(voice off LGBTQprst), they are very tender,
Putting their carrots in blenders,
inventing new genders.
My heart is COLD, my moves are BOLD
Never get OLD. I save the WORLD.
you might say that I am bad.
But really I’m quite nice
if you look into my eyes
Angry and calm
patient and eager
Maybe not an emperor but
a top notch leader
Just kidding - I’m the best.
I am the dj, I don’t dance
The beat is mine, the tune is mine.
I’m cool – I am ice
I roll the dice.
My heart is, COLD
my moves are, BOLD
never get, OLD
I save the – WORLD
Did you know? I save reporter from tiger attack
I drive Formula One car on the race track
I test long Bridge with truck, I fight jiu jitsu with one hand on my back.
I hit the puck, I make ice crack, I never pull back and never slack, I am cold like Jack
I love the Beatles, from london to ostankino tower
Strawberry fields, forever – forever in power
Ja Geroi,
If want this track live b**ch, I will play in Bol’shoi,
I love my haters, I keep them close when they strive,
From the bottom of my heart I wish they’re safe and alive.
Our plains are endless, our men are strong versuri.us
We have beautiful women and, i tell you, they’re never wrong
I… love my transformers(voice off LGBTQprst), they are very tender,
Putting their carrots in blenders,
inventing new genders.
My heart is COLD, my moves are BOLD
Never get OLD. I save the WORLD.
Person 1: Bad History: Putin
Person 2: My Heart Is Cold
Person 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 in a choir: BAAAAAALLLLLLLLLSSS
Person 2: My Heart Is Cold
Person 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 in a choir: BAAAAAALLLLLLLLLSSS
by Zingle Zimbabwean May 6, 2023
Get the My Heart Is Coldmug.