weenie defense club

a secret club of men where men defend fellow men from threats to mankind, mainly women.

man 1- "bills wife took half of bills hard earned money after the divorce"
man 2- "he needed a better lawyer"
man 1- "he needed the weenie defense club"

by WeenieDefenseClubCharterMember December 1, 2009

Mile Away Club

The act of of having sex with a woman in all 50 states at least a mile in distance from each location.

1. Man- It is really hard to get in the Mile Away Club

2. Husband- Yes, finally in the Mile Away Club!

Wife- What? We only had sex once!

by Mr. Rugby August 2, 2011

club penguin pookie

a club penguin pookie is a "baby" penguin. they use language like: wes, wista, bwoder, mwommy, dwaddy, and more.

pookie 1: I nweed a mwommy
pookie 2: can I be your wista
pookie 1: wes
pookie 3: can I be your bwoder
pookie 1: wes
that's what club penguin pookies are.

by TheBestAnimalJammerGirl August 11, 2014

book club seppuku

When a member of a book club should be ashamed of their choice of selection, thereby subjecting the group to a woefully disdainful pick.

Laura: "God, what was Sara thinking when she picked 'The Devil Wears Prada?' She should be ashamed of herself."
Rob: "I know, right? If I were her, I'd be committing book club seppuku at our next meeting."
Laura: "Ha! Yeah, but I don't want blood on the carpet. Or on the apple cakes."

by NerdAboutTown January 13, 2010

Four Finger Club

A very exclusive club joined only by those who pass the initiation test. The test consists of inserting four fingers in ones vaginal crevice.

"Why is you pussy so fuckin loose?... Oh your in that four finger club arn't you?"

by Mike Rizzle January 9, 2005

300 pound club

Pertaining to a class of weightlifter who succesfully lifts a sum of 300 or more pounds either at-once or cumulatively. Typically, a high school football player is awarded a special patch signifying their entry into the club upon lifting this weight.

Fernando bench pressed 320 pounds and recieved his 300 Pound Club patch.

by S. G. April 17, 2006

Deep Woods Club

A club that you join when you have sex in the deep woods.

1.) Joe and Sally joined the deep woods club on Saturday after a long hike through the woods.
2.) I went on a hike with Sally on Saturday. When nobody was around, we decided to join the deep woods club.
3.) I am a proud member of the Deep Woods Club.

by CupcakeBabes June 13, 2013