When I go to Florida in the spring with Mike, we are going to become members of the "Mile High Club".
by SaM* September 20, 2005
The act of of having sex with a woman in all 50 states at least a mile in distance from each location.
1. Man- It is really hard to get in the Mile Away Club
2. Husband- Yes, finally in the Mile Away Club!
Wife- What? We only had sex once!
2. Husband- Yes, finally in the Mile Away Club!
Wife- What? We only had sex once!
by Mr. Rugby August 02, 2011
When a member of a book club should be ashamed of their choice of selection, thereby subjecting the group to a woefully disdainful pick.
Laura: "God, what was Sara thinking when she picked 'The Devil Wears Prada?' She should be ashamed of herself."
Rob: "I know, right? If I were her, I'd be committing book club seppuku at our next meeting."
Laura: "Ha! Yeah, but I don't want blood on the carpet. Or on the apple cakes."
Rob: "I know, right? If I were her, I'd be committing book club seppuku at our next meeting."
Laura: "Ha! Yeah, but I don't want blood on the carpet. Or on the apple cakes."
by NerdAboutTown January 13, 2010
man 1- "bills wife took half of bills hard earned money after the divorce"
man 2- "he needed a better lawyer"
man 1- "he needed the weenie defense club"
man 2- "he needed a better lawyer"
man 1- "he needed the weenie defense club"
by WeenieDefenseClubCharterMember December 01, 2009
a club penguin pookie is a "baby" penguin. they use language like: wes, wista, bwoder, mwommy, dwaddy, and more.
pookie 1: I nweed a mwommy
pookie 2: can I be your wista
pookie 1: wes
pookie 3: can I be your bwoder
pookie 1: wes
that's what club penguin pookies are.
pookie 2: can I be your wista
pookie 1: wes
pookie 3: can I be your bwoder
pookie 1: wes
that's what club penguin pookies are.
by TheBestAnimalJammerGirl August 11, 2014
A very exclusive club joined only by those who pass the initiation test. The test consists of inserting four fingers in ones vaginal crevice.
by Mike Rizzle January 09, 2005
Pertaining to a class of weightlifter who succesfully lifts a sum of 300 or more pounds either at-once or cumulatively. Typically, a high school football player is awarded a special patch signifying their entry into the club upon lifting this weight.
by S. G. February 20, 2006