double blind

So hung-over that neither one of you remembers the other one's face, even though you slept with them last night. Also applies to "don't want to remember” and denial scenarios when confronted by friends about it.

"It's really funny to me that our friend hookup ended up in a double blind!"

by animalshelly February 4, 2010

side-blind

(Used of drivers) driving on either side of the road, thus violating traffic rules and posing a threat to other drivers and pedestrians.

Traffic police must issue tickets to side-blind drivers.

by uttam maharjan September 13, 2010

On-Blind Date

A first face-to-face date with a stranger met online.

After weeks of instant messaging, I finally agreed to an on-blind date with this girl I met on Match.com.

by fulfreez October 13, 2011

twine binder

Pure Awesomeness

johnny your such a fucking twine binder

by jerry ferry August 6, 2011

Shit Bindle Pink

A shade of pink

i love ur dress what colour is it
shit bindle pink

by Its a colour August 23, 2011

Boo Blinders

1) When someone is so caught up with their "boo" that they pay no attention to what's going on around them.

What's up with Becky? She didn't even notice Jr trying to holla at her. Girl, you know she be caking with Andrew, she clearly has her Boo Blinders on.

by Angeliz September 4, 2013

Crayola blind

The condition of not being able to distinguish between colors any more distinct than the 8 colors found in the original Crayola Crayons 8 pack.

This is not a disability in the same way as color blindness(though that can be part of it), it is more of a lack in vocabulary or interest.

This condition is found mostly in men, and can be spotted when they refer to teal as green, tangerine as orange, or azure as blue.

Usage:
(in traffic)
Boyfriend: "Hey look over there, that guys picking his nose."
Girlfriend: "Where?"
Boyfriend: "In that red car."
Girlfriend: "That car is burgundy."
Boyfriend: "Sorry I'm Crayola blind."

by SoBoard September 11, 2013