A object or situational factor that serves as a distraction or diversion from someone or something else that is happening.
"I hate when I see a Cop car at night, at least during the day there is a bunch of distraction noodles so they don't see me".
by redmedicine August 23, 2015
Get the distraction noodlemug. The act of slinging or placing wet spaghetti or noodles over parked cars as a prank.
This may be considered vandalism by local authorities, I am not responsible for you being a dumbass and noodling everywhere and getting arrested.
This may be considered vandalism by local authorities, I am not responsible for you being a dumbass and noodling everywhere and getting arrested.
by AubreyJams October 19, 2017
Get the Noodlingmug. by sexecutive October 28, 2023
Get the poodle to yo noodlemug. "mom, can i have some more uh uhmmmmmm" *points at plate with fork rapidly* "what are these called.... Dumpling noodles?!"
by Calli girl January 24, 2019
Get the Dumpling Noodlesmug. A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.
by epjkb October 5, 2020
Get the Limp Noodlemug. by that's the tea July 28, 2019
Get the noodlesmug. A wild eve that’s feeling like she’s gonna become a swanky noodle, in her wrong habitat, is when you about to get that good pun pun init and you realise you left your noodles at the gaff.
by Swankashon noodler November 29, 2017
Get the Swanky noodlemug.