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Fruit-colored

A way used to describe something or someone with flashy colors that makes one look queer or gay.
A colorful yet fruity style.
-Hey, no-one cares here for them Fruit-colored ninja.
-Excuse me? What fruit is black??
-Uh, blackberries?
-Shut it Jay!

"Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu S7 E1 18:10"
by The wrong cheese April 10, 2022
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fruit squirts

Diarrhea associated with eating bad produce.
I ate a pear and it gave me the fruit squirts. I think it was rotten
by fruitsquirtguy April 18, 2016
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Fruit Fiesta

When you insert your genitalia into a fruit for masturbation purposes.
In Call Me By Your Name Ellio had a fruit fiesta when he stuck his dick in a peach
by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018
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Fruit Basket

Yo, Darius, heard you was going to be with a lesho, gay stud, bi-guy, tranny, queer dude and more at LaShonda's party last night.

Straight up! Like there was a whole fruit basket with fag rags taking up half the pad.
by 13 incher June 14, 2024
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nutty nutty fruit cake

that one thing ur science teacher never stops saying when she doesn’t like something
science teacher: i had to give up my planning period that’s nutty nutty fruit cake
by mrworldwidemr3O5 February 9, 2022
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Fucked up fruit

An ugly girl that you can't quite explain. In context think of women as fruits, and the fucked up fruits are the ones that don't get bought at the supermarket and get thrown out and eaten by bums.
Friend: "Bro check out that ugly chick"
Me: "Eww dude thats one fucked up fruit"
by Khwizzle October 26, 2010
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horizontal fruit-basket

A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.
"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"
by Sassy yet Classy June 8, 2016
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