Chasing a bald man

Beating your meat, masturbating

- What were you doing last night?
- meh... nothing
- I bet you were chasing a bald man!

by Captain Baldman February 15, 2022

Demolition Man

some homo that misses his wife

"demolition man gay yass"

by dark web girlfriend February 15, 2022

Man Juice

Man Juice, more widely known as testosterone, is the thing transmascs get stabbed with to become a man.

1: HEY GUESS WHAT
2: WHAT?
1: I STARTED ON THE MAN JUICE 💪
2: YOOO

by *Silent suffering* February 15, 2022

Man whore

Dominic arbogast

Dominic arbogast is a man whore

by Tinkywonker February 15, 2022

Moth man

An all powerful being to is moth and rules the asexuals and the trans community. He’s ALWAYS there when a bad thing happens

Jake from state farms: “when that bridge collapsed I saw moth man, he SAVED ME!”
Becky Beth: “oh wow, isn’t he the ruler of all asexuals and the trans community?”
Jake from state farms: “yeah, they even made a statue for him”

by ✧ Garlic bread gay ✧ February 16, 2022

Bad man

Usually a sarcastic way of saying that somebody is tough

John:I just stole an apple from Lidl

Jack:Bad man you are

by S2rover February 16, 2022

Very awesome man

Paxton

I found a very awesome man one day.
We threw turnips at America together.

by The poopyhead February 16, 2022