Jack up our dicks

A bunch of people getting roudy or having a good time together

Lets jack up our dicks!!

by Dopecoolkid September 17, 2017

tight as dick's hat band

When something is very close fitting. Also can mean when someone is a cheapskate.

Also can be a play on words. Dick is a man's name and he wears a hat that is too tight....but it can also refer to the male genitalia and the foreskin around the head.

"Man, that dress she had on was tight as dick's hat band!"

"I will never date Johnny again. He is too cheap! Tight as dick's hat band."

by Kani's world April 2, 2017

a frozen dick in his hand

left with nothing

He got beat in court so bad that he was left with a frozen dick in his hand.

by HERNONYMOUS May 9, 2020

National suck dick day

June 24th

Rules: each person who participates must suck dick at least 3 times anyone who sucks dick 4 times or more will be rewarded for at least 30 mins if rewarded early you must get to 4

June 24 National suck dick day
Suck dick 4 times and you will be rewarded

by Matthew Avlogs June 24, 2020

slapping each other's dicks

The opinion that a sales manager has about sales people swapping sales stories with each other when they actually should be selling and closing their prospects.

"slapping each other's dicks"

by Wordsmith expert USA September 12, 2013

dick biscuit drizzle linger

When someone is being an asshole and they wont go away. In other words, a lingering asshole. When the asshole won’t leave, he is a dick biscuit drizzle linger.

Asshole : Hey guys I'm a fucking asshole. You are too. We are all assholes together. Yay we can all be assholes.
Anybody else : Shut the fuck up you fuckin’ dick biscuit drizzle linger, damn!

by bootylips45678910 February 15, 2023

Back laying dick washer

Someone whom gets passed around by all the guys in the dope game. Most of em dont shower so ya know in the month of mae or june...that girl dirty

Man shes a back laying dick washer

by Pedalmulisha February 21, 2021