well slap my titties and call me sally

when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here

well slap my titties and call me sally

SHIT YOU A GIRL

HELL YA

by super mega poop December 9, 2013

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i need to B my L on someone's T's

I Need To Blow My Load On Someone's Tits. (From the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall)

Rory: Hows the Sex Life?
Donnie: I Need To B My L On Someone's T's.
Rory: Me Too...

by Donald Schwartz May 8, 2008

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I can see my house from here

A hyperbolic joke made by people who are rather high up in the air, but not high (or close) enough to actually see their houses.

Sylvie on a ferris wheel: "Don't rock the cart, we're so high up! Like, I can see my house from here"

by mcilroga October 31, 2008

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Simply, my cum brings all the boys to my crotch.
(To eat me out, go down on me)

Hey guys, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

by Jonathan Gohanovich March 25, 2010

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i didnt say she stole my money

This sentence is funny because it takes on a new meaning with every word you emphisize
See below

I didnt say she stole my money
i DIDNT say she stole my money
i didnt SAY she stole my money
i didnt say SHE stole my money
i didnt say she STOLE my money
i didnt say she stole MY money
i didnt say she stole my MONEY

by JerryNotDemon December 30, 2016

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