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Clapped Cuck

Someone who is both ugly and disliked, generally used as an insult directed at anyone not exclusive to people who are ugly and like witnessing their significant other have coitus.
"Jason didn't do his slides on the presentation"
"Ugh he's such a clapped cuck"
by ToughMurph May 16, 2018
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Clap back

You know how in the early 2000's there were a bunch of jokes about parents using their kids vernacular unironically and it was corny and sad. That's what the whole western world is now.
Honestly, I would feel worse about the clap back is I didn't know it was coming from some fat lesbian or a child Murder who's future consists of nothing more then cleaning up after filthy cripples without ever actually doing anything for anyone in their worthless lives.
by Hym Iam December 4, 2020
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The Clap Back

The moment while running naked and your thighs collide and adhere to one another. This feels like the world's strongest velcro bringing your nude stride to an abrupt stop.

This is a collision that causes thunder, friction, chaos, and disorientation. This collision will make it seem like your thighs have started a civil war in am attempt to assassinate you with "Death By Stairs".
I have reached a new level of fat. I was running up the stairs with no clothes on. My thighs caught each other and almost tripped me. It wasn't a clap, the bitches straight tried to murder me. It was "The Clap Back"!
by BigAlUnicornPrincess May 17, 2021
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Consultant's clap

A term to describe the action of making barely any effort to wash one's hands, just turning the tap on and quickly rinsing for a few seconds. There is no effort made to wash all surfaces of the hands, just a quick rub together of the palms.

This is in mockery of old school medical consultants who were raised without the standard of hand washing, and now brazenly clap their hands quickly under a running tap to comply with infection control guidelines.

It is most commonly seen with the use of hand sanitizer.
Come on, wash your hands properly! All you did there was a consultant's clap!
by Saaks June 25, 2021
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Clapped

Kyle: Oi bruv ur bear clapped init
Heaven-li: what does clapped mean
Kyle: it means ur clapped, ill set ur hair on fire
by Kneecap bloke May 10, 2018
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your ass is clapping

" your ass is clapping that is not even true"
by cappin April 21, 2022
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clapped bat

Ugly person who thinks their good looking (blind to their ugliness)
Oi you Chantel your a clapped bat style
by Samantha_olaf February 11, 2022
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