Flex Off

When a man gives himself a prostate orgasm and ejaculation by laying on his stomach and flexing his ass muscles up against his prostate to stimulate it. This can be done when the penis is either erect or flacid, and nothing needs to go inside your rectum. It's like bottoming solo.

Luke doesn't jerk off, he flexes off. Why can't you masturbate like everybody else does, Luke? Why do you have to figure out ways to have better orgasms and keep this shit a secret, Luke? I want to flex off too. Wow I bet Luke is great in bed, he knows all kinds of secret tricks.

by IcyHot June 9, 2017

Too Off

Coming from the phrase "off the wall," the term "too off" refers to a situation or object that is full of swag.

Synonyms include:
swag, dope, tight, chill

Ex 1: Friend: "Hey man, check out my glasses. I fixed these shades with krazy glue and duct tape!"
You: "Those look new af! Too off!"

Ex. 2: "Did you see Kid Cudi last night at the Fox Theater? That mofo is too off, man."

by Francis Nol January 4, 2012

Menace off

A competition where two people set each other terrible
challenges until someone fails. The moment you fail it is
called a fold, and you automatically lose.

Niko challenged DeMarcus to a Menace off.
DeMarcus happily accepted the offer.

by p6291 March 26, 2023

smurf off

to masturbate while fantasizing about having sex with Smurfette.

"Man, Smurfette was lookin so good on Saturday morning's episode...I just HAD to smurf off!"

by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011

boff off

better way of saying fuck off, piss off, get lost, or screw

I was sittin here first so boff off

by JCarter March 1, 2009

off beam

erroneous, mistaken, incorrect

Susan's cultural critique was not entirely off beam

by paco23 June 13, 2008

Cock-off

Two men use the barometer of manhood to win a duel relating to who has the strongest masculinity.
A win can be attained without the need for a showdown (similar to poker)

Two geezers in a pub toilet. A clubber and a long haired Iron Maiden Man. A cock-off ensues.

Clubber: "Feeling insecure there m8?"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly confused look): "a-NOPE"
Small pause.
Clubber: "you should be"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly annoyed & definitely agitated): "Yeh - any time you want mate - bring it on"
Clubber finishes and leaves, Iron Maiden Man wins.

by Grovesy the first October 19, 2009