nun tits

Breasts that are so ugly that the woman who was cursed with them should become a nun so that no man will have to look at them.

Jen's boobs look like a pair of saggy bags with stretchmarks with the ends of salamis glued to them, classic nun tits.

by DingoDongo February 12, 2009

Pig Tits

A male who frequents the Huzzah Valley, slave name Justin.

Hey, look at the pig tits on that one!

by mavfizzle May 21, 2011

spaggy tits

tits that no one should ever touch because they are just plain nasty

i was about to have sex with this fine ass girl...she took off her shirt and she had the spaggiest tits ever

by Sean July 22, 2004

tit-nipple

1. When it is freezing outside.

2. So cold it hardens the nipples.

Brrrr, it's a tit-nipple out here.

It's is a tit-nipple out here, Britney's nipples prove it.

by the two-can sam December 10, 2005

rumpled tits

Tits that are very unpleasant to look at, feel, have, etc., They're generally unkempt, gross, nasty, or somehow misshapen or deformed. Overall, nasty.

"That Asia chick has some really nasty rumpled tits. I would never want to get down with her."

"Lindsy Lohan's tits were so rumpled after that surgery. Have you seen those pictures???"

by my ass is super hairy March 1, 2009

Tit sex

When a boy puts his dick in kiley's tits and sqeezes

Kiley says, "put your dick on my chest one more time so we can have tit sex," "please"

by Gabriel is cool December 10, 2008

dorito tits

dorito tits A term used to describe a male person who has grown a large set of bitch tits from eating too many doritos. Can also be used to refer to a female person who's breasts have lost all of their fullness and shape and resemble a dorito, normally after having children and breast feeding. A close relation to cheese tits

Check out that dude, he's got dorito tits.

Check out that chick, she's got dorito tits.

by Stevie Vodka August 4, 2007