Hammering the nail

Getting kicked in the dick while erect

This one guy: "My friend got kicked in the dick while erect the other day by his girlfriend"
This other guy: "A classic case of "Hammering the Nail""

by TheOne390 December 11, 2023

Velvet Hammer

Velvet Hammer

Something you use on your gay lover to give him pleasure.

Scott I really like it when you give me your velvet hammer

by Rfrozy September 2, 2017

bag of hammered assholes

Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.

Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.

Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.

by Mumbls December 3, 2024

Hammering

The act of a male having intercourse with another human to meet the following qualifications:

1. Thrust from male into partner must equal or exceed 200 BPM on a metronome.
2. The partner must respond with a fairly loud "ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh" continuously during hammering or else general declarations of orgasm and/or declarations of positivity.

See also jackhammering

I was hammering her so hard we heard banging from the neighbors next door.

by Nanot Coys May 18, 2022

Shaft Hammer

Same thought Process as 'You got Pwned'

Oh Damn! You cant go to the Party? Shaft Hammer!

by TechieD April 5, 2011

Hammer Pussy

A curled up arthritic vagina that needs a hooked dick to get off.

“I hope you’re Captain Hook, because Alex got that hammer pussy.”

by ChronicPoet July 26, 2025

Black hammer

When someone is aggressive and/or intense about something

I just black hammered the shit out of my laundry

by Shocker plus April 5, 2019