When someone (or your dog) is lying in bed, usually on their side, throwing a dramatic side eye — typically out of pettiness, judgment, fake sleep, or pure drama. Most often seen in memes, TikToks, or when you’re pretending to sleep but still watching the chaos unfold.
Synonyms:
Passive-aggressive rest, bedtime shade, horizontal judgment
Antonym:
Guten Morgan
Synonyms:
Passive-aggressive rest, bedtime shade, horizontal judgment
Antonym:
Guten Morgan
“I wasn’t even mad, I just hit her with the side eye bed pose and rolled over.”
“Caught my man doing the side eye bed pose because I watched the show without him.”
“Caught my man doing the side eye bed pose because I watched the show without him.”
by Aoxomoxoa317 August 6, 2025

When you can’t sleep at night because of some type of discomfort. Similar frustrations to blue balls.
by Blue_bed February 10, 2018

by Sabrina's_ LA Juno_Pose November 20, 2024

Also known as a Kansas Backburner, it is an sexual position where two or more partners (of any sexuality) make fierce love on a bed of ants causing their skin to appear red and dark as if they recently came out of a tanning bed.
“You and Stacy still hanging out”
“No way, man. She wanted to do a Carolina Tanning Bed. I can’t handle that many ant bites”
“No way, man. She wanted to do a Carolina Tanning Bed. I can’t handle that many ant bites”
by JackieChanIsAHero June 3, 2020

by wet_noodles June 15, 2021

A bed fit for an astronaut. It gives the owner delusions of grandeur and makes them think they're hot shit. In reality, it's the bed wherein the owner gets pegged.
by Django Elf March 20, 2021

by bts fan lol February 24, 2022
