Fart Kiss

When you fart into another persons mouth, then that other person blows it back into your mouth.

While I was getting rimmed last night I accidentally busted a fart in my girls mouth, to my surprise she was cool with it and gave me a fart kiss.

by Mystery Shoe August 07, 2012

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blumpkin fart

A fart so gnarly that if getting head at the same time would be considered a blumpkin.

"Yo Jim I ripped the nastiest blumpkin fart while that fat chick was giving me head."

by blumpkinman33333 February 26, 2010

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Fart Smack

A fart smack is when you sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping friend or foe, squat over their slumbering face (pants optional) and unleash a large, preferably disgusting odored fart. Swiftly after you must wake them up with an authoritative smack to there face. Thus waking them up to a big, startled gasp of ass gas.

Dude, Joey is such a douche bag, lets fart smack his ass tonight!

by TEESHIRTIME January 07, 2011

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force fart

stressful fart, watch you don't rupture anything.

Lemme push one out. *fart noise* That was a good force fart

by Anti-BF April 08, 2003

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Fart Sponge

When a person is farted on that person becomes the "fart sponge", and everyone is required to fart on that person until the day is over. The sponge can not be passed off unless while farting on the sponge said person sharts.

"I totally sponged Goldner last night, and I had some rank farts. He was the fart sponge all night."

by GFunkJimmy February 28, 2009

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