fruit salad 

its not an Ethiopian condom

Person 1: "dude did you eat some fruit salad?"
Person 2:"yes, I ate some fruit salad."
Person 1: "oh, okay. Cool."
Person 2: "yeah, you bet."
Person 1:"did you hear they're not Ethiopian condoms"
Person 2: "I mean, that's pretty obvious"
Person 1: "oh"

fruit salad by Mangularis Angularis November 30, 2016

toss salad 

Tossing someone's salad is basically giving a shitty cum-ridden asshole a rim job.

That first week Rob Rotili learned he was too pretty for prison. He already had all of the "sisters" lining up for his speciality - tossed salad.

toss salad by David Gross April 27, 2004

Nug Salad 

In terms of marijuana, when you take the last nug out of your sacks and put them together in the same container. The resulting mix of nugs is a "nug salad".

Stoner 1: Look at my nug salad Stoner 2!
Stoner 2: Nice nug salad Stoner 1 you must have 20 strands.

Nug Salad by WhosCheefed December 14, 2005

side salad

A more covert way of describing a "pop over", which is a bra or top so tight on the breasts that the cleavage puddles and pops over the top of the bra. Enough of the breast to peak interest, like a salad, but it's not the main course.

Look at the side salad on her. Her bra must be tired!

side salad by Darkspyder July 11, 2009

Chicken Salad

A phrase used when a Quarterback drops the snap and picks it back up and throws a complete pass down the field.

Commentator of WVU vs. Texas game: "Ash drops the snap, picks it back up, and makes some Chicken Salad throwing that ball for a first down." (Actually used in the WVU vs. Texas football game in 2012)

Chicken Salad by HowdyDoody October 6, 2012

nigger salad 

Your choice of Chicken or Watermelon served on burnt collard greens tossed in Olde English Malt Liquor Vinaigrette topped wit' newpote flakes.

I only brought $3.50 with me so I had better get the nigger salad.

nigger salad by Decker1125 January 23, 2018

Nacho Salad Sandwich 

A sandwich that has chips, nacho cheese sauce, lettuces, tomato, meat, and bread.

"Shmilly, will you get me a nacho salad sandwich?!"
"Sure, wait whats a nacho salad sandwich?!"
"A sandwich with nacho salad in it, duh."

Nacho Salad Sandwich by shmammom July 14, 2009